what the **** are you saying?

Kay, am I the only person that needs an English-Gibberish translator right now?  No offense to vaultdweller, I'm just scratching the f*ck out of my head right now...

Does it really? LOL

Back in 1994 one of those adapters was attached to a team's bobsled for increased speed.  They put it in the front, and pushed off with glee in their eyes, the morning sun reflecting off the snow like the eyes of an innocent youth.  When they got to the bottom of the hill, they realized they couldn't slow down.  The captain was able to veer the sled away from the trees, being the master navigator he was, and headed toward the tundra.  They say the sled still grazes the lands with 3 frozen corpses, and an over-sized AC adapter.  Others say when you play a Sega CD 32X game...you can hear them screaming...

...And that is why they must be banned.