The Secret League ("The Society")

For a while now people have complained about some individuals being on the leaderboard, But you are all looking at it in a wrong way. Many people that are on the top or close to the top have joined together and formed a group, and that group ensures that they are all given a top post, lump sums of money, a chance at running for office, Mushroom Bites, and 2 Vespa Scooters. All of this looks great but most of you will ask yourselves a couple of these questions.

Questions:

1. Who is apart of this secret group?
2. Who's idea was it for this group?
3. How do I join?
4. Do you have any secret parties?
5. How is your dental plan?
6. Are you looking for Corporate sponsors?

I will answer all of these questions , including some success stories about some groups members and some insight into their lives.

Answers:

1. This group originated with its sister group "The Skull and Bones Society" and like The Great Bush stated "[In my] senior year I joined Skull and Bones, a secret society; so secret, I can't say anything more.", I cannot release any more information about this group also because i value my ability to produce children.
And just like many Skull and Bones members have ran for election (Some being elected) the members of the League have ruled other countries (Caesar has had many top posts and been featured 6 times).

2. The founding members have disclosed most of their identities due to frequent death threats (Members can live for Millions of years). Two members have come out of the open and stepped into the limelight.

DigitalDebaser: also known and "Satan" "The Dark Lord" and "The Guy That HAXXED To The Top". Debaser has received the most attention due to some of his well written, thought out, and all around great posts being accused of "auto topping" or "double topping" (Fast Top Post and Two Top Post at a Time). But people don't think about the quality of the post and maybe other people promote them because of that, NO that's not how it really plays out, others (including Kanye West, Tom Cruise, and David Hasselhoff) believe hes receives said recognition because hes a mod (Some have given him the title of Admin) but all is clear now since you know he is apart of "The Society."

DanteElDiablo (Me): Since I'm providing this look at "The Society" you can take a peek at my bio over at http://www.debasedtothis.org/

3. The only way to join this group is to donate a kidney, give up your first born , or survive "The Society" Challenge (A 25 Level test to see if you are right for the group).

4. Our last party was attended by all society members with a musical act by U2, face painting, and pin the tail on the donkey.

5. Our society members receive all benefits.

6. We are currently sponsored by Pepsi, but would gladly take most if not all of your money.

Success Stories:

Chefprotoss: He is successful.

Tom Jones: He has successful chest hair.

Snickers Bar: Success!!!

Craig and Destin: Two of our most well known members are featured regularly (Destin's Hard News is featured daily) and mostly everything else is Craig's work (You two have not received your points I would inform a Admin).

If you have any questions thoughts or comments about "The Society" leave a comment or send me a PM.

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