Craig's Hat

What does Craig keep hidden under that hat? We have all been asking ourselves this question since the first day we saw him. You may have seen him take THAT hat off. But I think he has 2 hats on his head. 5 possible things he could keep hidden there.

5.The devious sandwich that guards cookies. Such a magical and evil thing could only exist in the deepest darkest corners of THE HAT.

4.Screwy. That sick diabolical monkey made Craig crack like an egg one day. He took an axe, and chopped Screwy all up into itty bitty pieces. And where did he put the body you might ask? In the last place anyone will dare to look. Craig, that ingenious criminal.

3.The real Jose. Sometimes when Craig is there at OotB i could sometimes swear i hear little whispers coming from his hat going "HELP ME!!", Poor Poor Jose.

2. Chad's skateboard

1.The gaming mojo from Steve. Craig couldn't except all the attention that Steve got, so he made a deal with the devil (Destin) to put Steve's gaming mojo into the hat.

The question is that out of these 5 things, which is most likely to be under THE HAT?