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ScrewAttack Movie Casting

A very clever g1 Submission this week from g1 ADDatWork23. He heard a question asked of us on SideScrollers a couple weeks ago about who would play the ScrewAttack family members in a Hollywood movie. While we didn't have the answer, ADDatWork23 does.

Average: 4 (58 votes)

I was skeptical

But this turned out to be really funny and I enjoyed it I wouldve kept destin as beachball back tho

High School Ben should be Kenny form South Park

cause they both always die, haha

lol

lol

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this actually was the best G1 submission I've seen. awesome.

Eh...

It was... okay... not amazing... but okay...

My thoughts exactly.

My thoughts exactly.

Yeah...

Looking at it myself, I agree that there can be some improvements to it like music and a longer list of people could have been done. But considering it's my first video, I'm proud of it.

Awesome

Awesome! im sure it will come around to winning a bunch of acamdemy awards!

What about Nervous Nick?

What about Nervous Nick?

¿

Who?
*jokes*

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I must say, Nervous Nick is

I must say, Nervous Nick is deeply saddened by this tragic turn of events... :(

Have you caught that "speak

Have you caught that "speak in the 3rd person sickness" going around? I got it last month, and let me tell you, it wasn't pretty. "snake_in_a_box needs his damn waffles. NOW!!!"

i think he would be nick...

Zim from Invader Zim

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Originally Yes

but then he'd get the crap beat out of him by Wolverine.

If Captain Falcon made a

If Captain Falcon made a move out of this it would be Falcon FAIL EPICALLY! He would cock back his fist punch himself in the balls and knee himself in the center of his head thus causing him to be erased from time as if he never existed.

I want to be played Uwe

I want to be played Uwe Bowle

And action!

Surprised by those choices, plus humorous at the same time. But hey if a movie could happen, who knows might even earn an Emmy. =D

ha ben

the part of highschool Ben will be played by zorak hahahahahahahahhaa

Well, I guess they have the same eyes

Well, I guess they have the same eyes.:)

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I'm an admin? You're giving

I'm an admin? You're giving me way too much credit, dude. :) I'm still in Modland - and lovin' it.

I'd have to let a few lions chew on my throat to get that Dr. Claw voice down.



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Everybody seems to think that

you are an admin for some reason... >_>

Oops >.<

CanuckGamer pointed this out when he saw the video too. I kind of looked at you as a big athority figure of the site and the idea of you being Dr. Claw was pretty amuzing. I ment no offense by it though.

You could always call Christian Bale to get the voice down ;)

Nah, the voice thing is

Nah, the voice thing is actually me picking on myself. My voice is higher than 98% of everyone here thinks it is for some reason. :)



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It was quiet

I dunno, through out the video it just seemed a little empty and maybe a little background tunes would have spruced it up a little, in the end it was better that some g1 submissions.

No one was shocked

Everyone knew that Zach Braff would play Jared. But dissapointingly are the surprises that black character actor Donald Faizon would not be Jared's best friend or the great John C. McGuinley as his boss/mentor who finds him incredbly annoying. Neil Flynn would have also been a great choice for a character who relentlessly makes Jared's life a living hell. He could have also pretended to be a deaf/mute, have two children, a wife with only a pointer and thumb/pinky, a good natured stutterer whose sixth sense is that he can tell when squirrels are affraid.

It's Afghanistanimation Chief

more character info at

I saw this before!

On like YouTube or something, was it posted as a blog or did I just find it randomly? Anyway, good stuff.
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You did see this before

I submitted this vid to Screwattack 2 weeks ago and the kick ass music video played instead. I thougth it wasn't good enough for a G1 Submission sunday and put it up on my blog which I put on youtube for the blog. Thanks for the complement.

I liked the idea of this

I liked the idea of this video but I do have to nitpick.

1. Why were you trying to be Yahtzee? I know he wasn't the first to pick up the idea of a picture being shown for every single word. But you could have simple it down a little, not as many changing pictures.

2. Put some enthusiasm into it! I liked the script but put some emotion into your speaking.

Oh please--anyone showing

Oh please--anyone showing lots of pictures is trying to be Yahtzee? It's not like he talked fast with a British accent and showed little custom cartoon characters. Those things are more Yahtzee's trademark than just showing pics from the internet.
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It was a Conan O Brien reference not Yahtzee

This video was a Conan O Brien reference not a Yahtzee reference. He almost did it verbatim. Conan takes a news story, takes the major figures, says NBC is doing a made for TV movie and he's got the cast list, then he shows pictures of people or characters that vaguely resemble the poeple they're supposedly playing, and finally he always says George Bush will be played by Ralph from the Simpsons. Either that or Patrick from Spongebob.

Oh yeah nice vid!

You know how some people are chocoholics, well I'm an alcoholic!

Good Points

It's true that that Yahtzee is an influence with what I had in mind for it and I agree, my voice isn't exactly Oscar worthy. I will work on finding my own style with any videos and I will work on the voice, Thanks for the constructive critizism!

What about Handsome Tom?

Just because he isn't at Screwattack anymore doesn't mean he never existed. That could have been a major plot poin of the movie, how Handsome Tom left Screwattack.

I know this video was just a joke, but that's no excuse for not including Handsome Tom on the casting list. Along with AVGN and Stuttering Craig, he was the coolest member of Screwattack.

Vin Diesel is... Handsome Tom

I'm sure they're saving his story for the prequel, ScrewAttack Origins.

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Screw that, Tom can be

Screw that, Tom can be played by Duke Nukem

duke nukem would be good

i i prefer all of the screwattack member's to be played by real people and not fictitious ones so i would have to say vin diesel would be better

Heh nice vid :D enjoyed

Heh nice vid :D enjoyed it

But existing is practically all i do!

Deformed Aeris

That was quite funny, actually.:)

I lol'd at the part at the beginning when ADDatWork23 said he has no girlfriend and a picture of a very deformed Aeris with Sephiroth's sword stuck inside her was shown.

Also, the picture with Destin and "Pull my finger!" was funny.

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hummm

i wonder why jared will be acted by Zach Braff

fell free to level me!

Not bad...

I like watching Conan O'brien too.

Chuck Noris lever

Id like to see a G1's version of the Chuck Noris lever, I think it could be funny or at least interesting.

Meh

Meh

Heh! Not bad. I was hoping

Heh! Not bad. I was hoping to see more actual actors mentioned instead of fictional characters, but it was entertaining nonetheless.

Besides, Debaser = Dr. Claw was awesome for some reason XD

My favorite, tho, was "Randall" (always forget the actor's name) as Craig--I can totally see that.
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Great Vid

I always found it ironic that Nametags which is so much like Scrubs has the main character Jared who looks so much like Zach Braff

McLovin?

I dont think McLovin is quite angry enough to play the nerd. He's a good enough actor he could play himself. I think Destin should be played by John MCcain. LOL

Damn I must've been drunk

Damn I must've been drunk when I played Final Fantasy VII. I swear remember Aeris looking better. The sword in her back is actually an improvement.

cool

i though it was real for a second until he said nerico,
a fake person was asked to play a real one

I felt like I was watching Conan O'Brien

He does something like this and it felt like a huge ripoff, plus it wasnt even that funny.

What delivers the punch line

What delivers the punch line for Conan is the laughter, so when watching this, I just use Stewie's laugh after every "joke".


Funny but...

WHERES UNAWARE STEVE!?!?! but personally i think unaware steve is waaay to awesome to be replicated by another person

Unaware Steve will be played by

Brad Skistimas an interesting choice as the 2 look nothing alike :D

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If we want to confuse

If we want to confuse everyone, Unaware Steve should be played by Craig and Stuttering Craig should be played by Brad.

Or even have just one actor

Or even have just one actor for both roles and have Bewitched styled scene when they meet, reach from opposite sides of the screen at each other but never touching, lol.

Remind me who played a double part in Bewitched?

Remind me who played a double part in Bewitched?

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wanna confuse the hell out of people

Have pamala anderson play Steve...that would be just downright confusing...and somewhat pleasant to work at, and her acting skills are on par with steve =p

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I honestly don't believe this is happening, I thought the vid was mildly amuzing but I didn't think it would make it on Sunday! Thank You, Thank You, THANK YOU to Stuttering Craig, Pleasent, and everyone who saw this video and got a laugh out of it. Your complements are very flattering, heartwarming, and constructive and it really made my day! I hope you enjoyed it ;)

Man that's old school

When is the last time you heard a reference to Swat Cats in any shape or form?

He sounds like...

ThatGuyWithGlasses from youtube.com

Pure genus!

Pure genus!
i rule

Uh.. Sorry to rain on your

Uh.. Sorry to rain on your parade.. but when people are referring to "Gotham City" they are referring to New York City... Not Chicago.

They used to refer to it this way in the 40's.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gotham_City

He's referencing the fact

He's referencing the fact that the new Batman movies are filmed in Chicago and do nothing to disguise this.

Your welcome ADDatWork23

Glad my question got anwsered.....in some form atleast.

I would cast it abit diffrently though.

Stuttering Craig - Jeff Anderson (perfect casting no need to change)
Maxifent Corey - Lucy Liu
Dailey Destin - Marlon Brando (younge Marlon)
High School Ben - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jose ElMexicano - Samuel L Jackson
and of course over acting the part of The Angry Video Game Nerd - Kevin Spacey

That's Brilliant!

I would kill to see The Terminator giving a scoop or Spacy call games a s@#$load of f@#$. Not quite sure about Sam Jackson though, Jose was the hardest to think of.

Zorak :D

I finally know who was it that Highschool Ben reminded me of!

It should be Giovanni!

Giovanni should be the administrator!

Anyway, awesome G1 submission.

Epic Fail

Craig you have a really bad sense of humor.
My grandma dying is funnier than this crap.

Ha ha ha ha! That's

Ha ha ha ha! That's hilarious!!!

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Wait...

Hmm...

Well, I'm sure Craig has his reasons for picking my vid and I'm sorry you didn't like the video. I should be comparing my work to yours to see how it stands up and how it should have been done.

Oh wait, you don't have a video to show do you? What a shame. All you have are short blogs that take up space of people who acually put time and effort into blogs.

Well, I'll make sure my next video is funnier than this after I get my dick out of your mom's asshole.

OK, calm down people. The

OK, calm down people. The last thing we need is *another* giant argument.

You Know What, Your Right >.<

I apologize for the comment, it was very harsh, cowardly, and uncalled for. The video does have it's problems and can be improved upon and I'm sure his mother is a saint and would never do such a thing. I ment nothing by it, I'm ashamed that I made the comment, and your entitled to your opinion.

If it's any colsolation, I cry myself to sleep each night with the Player's Manuel to Dead or Alive: Extream Beach Volleyball ;)

I'm very sorry I made the comment. No hard feelings? :>