This will be the last one I upload :( But don't worry It's for an awesomely awesome reason!!

Too hold everyone over until that awesome thing is implemented I'll upload my favourite of the old ones
From 10/24/07 - Blood is Thicker Than Sweat

Original text -
After a long time away, the guys welcome a special guest back to SideScrollers- in studio. In addition to the homecoming, we annouce the winner of the Halo 3 Legendary Edition as well as "discuss" the effects of alcohol on your blood.

If anyones wondering,"How the hell can you remember the title let alone the original text?!" Well, there is a great online service called the wayback machine ' web.archive.org ' It's pretty awesome reading the old walls of text :)

(None of the links work so don't even try ;P)

BTW heres the url of the other one http://screwattack.com/downloads/view/Screwattack-Classics-Sidescrollers