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Trying the "Windows 7 Whopper"... IN AMERICA!!!

By ZIMdudeAlchemist on December 11, 2009, 2:51 am

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Been quite a while since I blogged, so I want to start off my first one since the launch of Version 4 with a written response to CheapyD's Windows 7 Whopper video.

When I first saw this video, I was a bit amazed to see that Burger King would promote Microsoft's new operating system by having a Whopper with [of course] 7 patties and having it appropriately named the "Windows 7 Whopper".

Windows 7 Whopper


"HOLY CRAP!"

Seeing Cheapy and Kev chow down on this monolith of a Whopper (although, there are some larger burgers out somewhere else) made me want to try it out, but unfortunately for me, it's only available in Japan. Seeing that Microsoft is a domestic company, you would think they try and have the offer here in the U.S., but then again, there's that whole "Health Regulation" crap. I guess marketing it in the States is out of the question.

Then one day, during a conversation with my friend, Robert, I showed him the video and was surprised with the burger. He noticed that I left a comment on the CheapyD video about how I would make my own Windows 7 Whopper ("order 2 Triple Whoppers and 1 regular one and put all the patties together in one"), so we decided to go to Burger King the next day to try and special order one (I was planning on coming over to his place that day anyways).

So today, I came over to his house, returned his Wii that I've been borrowing for 2+ months, watched some videos on ScrewAttack and That Guy With The Glasses, and then we made our trip to a nearby Burger King. He went on ahead to order in the drive-thru while I went inside the restaurant to order To Go. So it was my turn to order, I asked the cashier about my "special order" [while giving me a confused look], and said that they can't do it. So I did the next best thing and ordered two Triple Whoppers and a single Whopper (with a value meal) and the total came around $17.50. Though the price makes this dare now sound stupid, at least I'm glad that I'll be trying out this monster Whopper that would guarantee me a big "foodgasm" after devouring it.

So right when we returned to his pad, I went straight to the computer, set all Whoppers down and started building my Whopper and VOILA!!!

My own Windows 7 Whopper built from scratch


"My own Windows 7 Whopper, built from scratch."

Mouth-watering, isn't it? It's not as pretty looking as the one in the poster or as served in The Land of The Rising Sun, but it's something. My friend wanted to take a picture of it, so I grabbed a ruler just for the hell of it, and after many failed takes [stupid batteries!], we took the picture that you see here. While catching up on the latest episode of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, I dug into to my sandwich, while struggling to bite the entire side of the burger.

As soon as the episode was finished, I had wished it would be the same with my burger, only to have eaten half of it. It was also starting to slip as I continued to eat, so I had to grab an extra set of buns to keep from doing so and after an approximate 20 bites, I finished my burger. My friend was staring at me in awe, having eaten an entire 7 patty burger in one sitting. So for fun, we went and check the BK Nutritional Facts online to tally up how much calories, fat, protein, etc. I've eaten and here are the results:
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Whopper w/ cheese and everything but onions: 670 cal.
Tripple Whopper w/o onions, mayo, ketchup, lettuce, tomato: 1140 cal.
Tripple Whopper, nothing but patties: 720 cal.

Making a Grand Total of 2620 cal., which is almost more than the recommended daily value.

Nutritional Facts:
178g Fat / 67g Saturated Fat / 7.5g Trans Fat / 495mg Cholesterol
99g Carbs / 20g Sugar / 161g Protein / 2830mg Sodium

Source: http://www.bk.com/en/us/menu-nutrition/index.html
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DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNN!

Looks like this spells "Heart Clogger"! Luckily, nothing has happened to me thus far after eating it (just a couple of restroom trips, that's all). Like Craig, I love Man Vs. Food, and I would imagine myself in that show eating a hundred plates of Fish and Chips, but for a moment, it felt like I was living that fantasy when I was eating that Whopper. Sure, it sounds dumb to compare myself to Adam Richman, and it wouldn't be that tough for him to have one, but I felt like I accomplished something. This is definitely something that I'll never do again, but at least I can remember by the next time I munch on a burger for the rest of my life.

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ClumsyJohan

ClumsyJohan Dec 11, 2009 at 2:58 am

Holy Hell!

You really like some meat in you, eh? eh?



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ZIMdudeAlchemist

ZIMdudeAlchemist Dec 11, 2009 at 3:04 am

ClumsyJohan said…
Holy Hell!



You really like some meat in you, eh? eh?










LOL! Thaaaaaaaaaat's sexual!:D

Yeah, it's was a ***** to eat, but man was it tasty! But I ain't never doing that again... EVER!!!

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Captain omega

Captain omega Dec 11, 2009 at 11:08 pm

great, now i want to try it

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NoOriginalUserName

NoOriginalUserName Dec 11, 2009 at 11:15 pm

Lol. Me too!

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nemesis274

nemesis274 Dec 12, 2009 at 12:48 am

that's what she said?

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dreamgor

dreamgor Dec 12, 2009 at 1:10 pm

WAIT FOR IT! WAIT... that's what she said! wait it should be he said and i'm a boy :( looks like i got a taste of instant karma... oops and somebody already said that w8 here while i get my big hand of facepalming +6 and start to facepalm my head of...

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ditpowuh

ditpowuh Dec 11, 2009 at 10:33 am

You know what?
I actually do recall you describing how to mak one of these burgers!
That some hardcore beef right there!

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Jinzo

Jinzo Dec 11, 2009 at 5:03 pm

Yum yum

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limbthief

limbthief Dec 11, 2009 at 8:53 pm

Woah you lived the dream man! I'm hungry enough right now to give that a try except I have no money ):

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ZIMdudeAlchemist

ZIMdudeAlchemist Dec 12, 2009 at 3:46 am

Yeah, it's pretty damn pricey. Unless you're willing to gain a few pounds or healthy as an Ox, I wouldn't fully recommend it, but man it was quite a dare.

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joeshadowman

joeshadowman Dec 11, 2009 at 10:50 pm

umm... i don't want to sound like an *******, but that is pretty suicidal. i'm a fat-ass i am a good 215 or 230 pounds. i couldn't, wouldn't and shouldn't eat something that big. unless its from subway. i'm just saying.

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ZIMdudeAlchemist

ZIMdudeAlchemist Dec 12, 2009 at 3:51 am

I'm a big guy as well (weighing about 270), and for a moment, my conscience told me I shouldn't really do this, but then again, I didn't eat breakfast that day, so I was REALLY hungry. Like I wrote, I'm not doing it again, and I'll just let it be something that I'll remember it by.

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noobasaurus253

noobasaurus253 Dec 11, 2009 at 11:01 pm

:O

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nemesis274

nemesis274 Dec 11, 2009 at 11:11 pm

I don't know about you guys, but I think I can sink my teeth into that baby. I mean, that is freaking huge. That's like my lunch of choice! Except I think this will be the first time I might actually eat  a burger with a fork and knife like what Cheapy's friend did.

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retroloop

retroloop Dec 11, 2009 at 11:38 pm

That's worse then the worst food in America.  Hope you live to tomorrow.

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Sonik121

Sonik121 Dec 11, 2009 at 11:50 pm

That's a whopper alright.

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Denco

Denco Dec 11, 2009 at 11:58 pm

I feel sick now.

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