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Top 5 Things the Internet Can't Live Without

By Impulse_101 on January 25, 2010, 8:27 pm

This is a top 5 list of things the internet could not live without in this Current day and age. Now when I mean the Internet, I mean the people that use it, not the Internet itself. I also mean browser based internet, so no MMO's, and no Runescape doesn't count either, because it fails.
Now let's begin.

5. Flash
 Let's start this list with something fun. Flash, whether it be in an advertisement to give you viruses, or you need to pass the time while the boss isn't looking with some good 'ol flash games. Or you want to amuse yourself with the latest animations on Newgrounds.com. Flash has become an integral part of web browsing. It's everywhere and it makes everything more entertaining.

4. Forums
 Forums are one of the most diverse yet common parts of said interwebs. You could be on the Screwattack forum, talking about your latest triumphs in Gaming, or just talking casual everyday things, not only is that just scratching the surface. That's just 1 site! There are millions of forums around the net talking about different things in different languages and so on. These forums have become an easy way to interract with other people and voice your opinion.

3. Trolls
 Trolls create controversy, drama, and fun. Let me explain what a troll is, for those who are unaware. A troll is anyone on the internet that purposely makes remarks that will cause people to get angry and backlash. This is considered feeding the troll, because the angrier you get, the happier they are. Now it is considered a dick thing to do, and a crime of the internet. No one can say they've never trolled before, its just so much fun sometimes.The internet would lack character, and discussion without our underappreciated bad guys we love to hate. And sometimes Trolls are hard to detect, and the line between obvious troll, and true idiot is unclear. For example http://www.youtube.com/user/CopperCab is it a troll? Probably... but maybe not.

2. Video/Picture
 With the short attention span of todays society most things on the internet are best shown as videos. I'm calling out atleast 80% of the people that read this blog that you did not read everything in these paragraphs, you just scanned through what I put where. Theres nothing Wrong with that, which is why I bolded some important phrases for those short spanned reader. Anyway, so to make things short, video is killing everything, but we still love it. Video is awesome.

1. 4Chan
 But of course, 4chan is much more than that. Look beyond the trolls of /b/, and the weaboos of /a/. 4chan is the man in the shadows that makes the internet work, and disfunction. About 70% of memes come from 4chan (which is partly why its #1 because memes are so important), RickRolling, Over 9000, Barrel Roll, Argument Invalid, to name a few. The site challenged Scientology itself and kicked there ***** back to the imaginary planet they came from. They made numerous emo kids kill themselves (think of this what you will), made fox news look like retards on numerous occasions. And manipulated the naiveness that is present in the internet today. For example, Operation Youtube was initiated in May 2009, where Youtube was flooded with uploaded videos of pornography tagged with common things young children would search for (Eg. Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Spongebob, Etc). Thus causing youtube and parents a like to fly into some crazy **** storm. In fact a 12 year old girl on youtube worded it best upon viewing one of these pornographic videos: "I'm 12 years old and what is this."

    So whether you hate them or love them, 4chan in my honest opinion is the most influental part of the Internet.
Honerable Mention: Screwattack:D

Which brings me to a quick question that you can answer in the comments with "A:" in front of it. Who is your favorite group of people to troll on the internet?


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psico skull

psico skull Jan 26, 2010 at 4:24 pm

spanish people is the best one to troll, still if they are ******* and will report you in a second they feed the troll like feeding an elefant

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angelrubio

angelrubio Jan 27, 2010 at 7:26 pm

you mean south american people actually, right?

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psico skull

psico skull Jan 30, 2010 at 9:37 am

No, people from spain, im south american i got permanently banned 3 times from a spanish forum, you say some thing like UNCHARTED 2 IS TEH ****Z and you get banned by a ***** ass fanboy that doesnt know what it means, ill make a blog about it someday

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angelrubio

angelrubio Jan 30, 2010 at 7:49 pm

can i see the kink to that place/forum-page where you got banned from?

also, maybe you were acting HOYGAN-like? (i don't know but that stuff pisses off loads of Spanish people)

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SDWalker

SDWalker Jan 26, 2010 at 4:27 pm

yep i can't live without flash, but i always forget to install it when i'm on a different laptop :(

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Fernandohyde

Fernandohyde Jan 26, 2010 at 7:59 pm

Good list, but 7chan is superior to 4chan, just because they have delicious cake, lol.

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mr.flashbeamtheforgottenhero

mr.flashbeamtheforgottenhero Jan 26, 2010 at 8:08 pm

THE CAKE IS A LIE!  AND SO IS THEIR PIE!

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Fernandohyde

Fernandohyde Jan 26, 2010 at 8:10 pm

I think we are talking about two different kinds of delicious cake here.

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mr.flashbeamtheforgottenhero

mr.flashbeamtheforgottenhero Jan 26, 2010 at 8:11 pm

No, no we are not.

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reiem531

reiem531 Jan 26, 2010 at 8:11 pm

caek?

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mr.flashbeamtheforgottenhero

mr.flashbeamtheforgottenhero Jan 26, 2010 at 8:12 pm

THE CAKE IS A LIE EVEN IF YOU MISPELL IT!

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Fernandohyde

Fernandohyde Jan 26, 2010 at 8:14 pm

mr.flashbeamtheforgottenhero said…
THE CAKE IS A LIE EVEN IF YOU MISPELL IT!

Don't get me wrong, both definitions of delicious cake are acceptable, but I am talking about a 'different' kind.

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DynamicIIEntry

DynamicIIEntry Jan 27, 2010 at 4:29 am

Fernandohyde said…
Don't get me wrong, both definitions of delicious cake are acceptable, but I am talking about a 'different' kind.

Don't worry i like ... Lollypops. and cake. Hmmm Lolipops

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AARST

AARST Jan 28, 2010 at 4:41 am

Dude, promoting 4chan is really bad, but promoting 7chan is you're-going-to-hell bad.

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Fernandohyde

Fernandohyde Jan 28, 2010 at 5:48 pm

AARST said…
Dude, promoting 4chan is really bad, but promoting 7chan is you're-going-to-hell bad.

Sounds like someone is jealous of 7chan and its awesomeness.

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JJCobra

JJCobra Jan 27, 2010 at 12:46 am

4chan for teh loss.

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Impulse_101

Impulse_101 Jan 27, 2010 at 12:11 pm

JJCobra said…
4chan for teh loss.

the game

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JJCobra

JJCobra Jan 27, 2010 at 12:53 pm

Just noticed the part about the scientologists.  If anyone wants the facts on this dangerous cult check out http://clambake.org/ or http://www.xenu.net/ (it's the same place)

Ironically, Wikipedia has even banned Scientology from making any updates to any part of the site.

Anyways, what other church or religion that we know of has a Navy?!?  Or forces members to pay a membership fee?

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angelrubio

angelrubio Jan 27, 2010 at 7:27 pm

World of Warcraft?...

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JJCobra

JJCobra Jan 27, 2010 at 8:58 pm

Since when does the Religion of WoW have a navy?  I know you pay to be a member of the religion, but I don't think you get the benefits of slave labor about a ship.

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angelrubio

angelrubio Jan 28, 2010 at 12:58 am

JJCobra said…
Since when does the Religion of WoW have a navy?  I know you pay to be a member of the religion, but I don't think you get the benefits of slave labor about a ship.

Well the game itself is about war 'n stuff so...


"but I don't think you get the benefits of slave labor about a ship."

wha...?

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JJCobra

JJCobra Jan 28, 2010 at 3:31 am

oh, that's is supposed to say "aboard a ship."

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Impulse_101

Impulse_101 Jan 28, 2010 at 11:43 am

angelrubio said…
World of Warcraft?...

if you read the full blog, I mentioned no MMO's or online games would be on the list

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angelrubio

angelrubio Jan 28, 2010 at 5:47 pm

Impulse_101 said…
if you read the full blog, I mentioned no MMO's or online games would be on the list

i was replying to jjcobra and trying to be funny

edit: WoW is a game you lost it

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Impulse_101

Impulse_101 Jan 28, 2010 at 6:13 pm

angelrubio said…
i was replying to jjcobra and trying to be funny

edit: WoW is a game you lost it

mmkay

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Impulse_101

Impulse_101 Jan 27, 2010 at 12:46 am

i posted this with no response for a day, good to see it picked up and on the little spotlight bar. thanks for making me heart feel gewd:D

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Link919

Link919 Jan 27, 2010 at 12:59 am

It's sort of sad, I split most of my time spent on the internet on almost everything you mentioned, mainly watching stuff on youtube, browsing /b/ and of course the amazing website I am on right now.

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Jinzo

Jinzo Jan 27, 2010 at 1:56 am

Don't forget about screwattack

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Impulse_101

Impulse_101 Jan 27, 2010 at 12:10 pm

Jinzo said…
Don't forget about screwattack

its an honerable mention

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Dbarcelona

Dbarcelona Jan 27, 2010 at 2:08 am

What about Google it's like everithing.

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Dr Caldron

Dr Caldron Jan 27, 2010 at 2:39 am

I would say there is another thing that the internet wouldn't live without:

Viruses. Whether they are just virus jokes that change your settings, just to tease you for a while, or the evil creation that corporate and independent minds have created, capable to destroy the integrity of a fully functional CPU, regardless of the type, brand or age of it, viruses are part of the internet ever since the beginning.

Starting as a simple joke for teasing the users on the first ages of the viruses, these were just harmless basical programming that messed with you, and even changed the appearance of your entire operative system...there were other viruses that made appear images or certain coding to show something after a time...Would you believe that this program coding, first to be used as a teasing and as a joke, would later be combined with John Socha's Screen Saving coding to create what we know in these modern days as "Screen Savers"?

Indeed, The viruses on the internet have made some achievements on the earlier years...but in these, so modern days, their use is but only for chaos or destruction...still, they are a thing the internet couldn't live without. What'cha think?

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Davoo

Davoo Jan 27, 2010 at 4:22 am

I'd say Newgrounds is one of the biggest internet influences. Of course, this is almost the exact same thing as "Flash," flash is what Newgrounds revolves around.

It's been around longer than almost all the big websites that are popular today. It was one of the earliest inspirations for making the internet a place to dump the most horrible and terrifying images and tales (i.e. Pico's School and all the other stuff Tom Fulp created in the late 90's.) It has a hilarious angry cussing ranter predating the AVGN (foamy the squirrel.) It was possibly THE first website to be based around "user generated content" which is, you know, kind of the absolute most important thing about the internet today. Oh and it also spawned a good number of memes itself. Like, numa numa dance? Yeah, started on Newgrounds.

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Impulse_101

Impulse_101 Jan 27, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Davoo said…
I'd say Newgrounds is one of the biggest internet influences. Of course, this is almost the exact same thing as "Flash," flash is what Newgrounds revolves around.

It's been around longer than almost all the big websites that are popular today. It was one of the earliest inspirations for making the internet a place to dump the most horrible and terrifying images and tales (i.e. Pico's School and all the other stuff Tom Fulp created in the late 90's.) It has a hilarious angry cussing ranter predating the AVGN (foamy the squirrel.) It was possibly THE first website to be based around "user generated content" which is, you know, kind of the absolute most important thing about the internet today. Oh and it also spawned a good number of memes itself. Like, numa numa dance? Yeah, started on Newgrounds.

oh don't worry good sir, I love newgrounds Ive been visiting it since 2001, I know that site like the back of my hand. In fact i wouldn't put flash there if it wasnt for ng

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