1. If you don’t like somebody or they piss you off, you can usually kill them. 2. You can drive however the hell you want to—even ram other cars off the road 3. It’s the closest thing you’ll ever come to being the superhero you always wished you were 4. 98% of the females you come across are flawlessly attractive and want you on some level 5. If you screw something up, you can almost always reload and try again 6. You can talk **** without the worry of literally getting beat up 7. Your body looks completely different without ever going to the gym for maintenance 8. There’s almost never a dull moment. 9. You get to pretend you’re someone else for a while. 10. Real life is mostly boring, often stressful, and can be incredibly cruel. Gaming is always there to offer an escape for your weary soul.