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SPARTA- 8-bit Garbage Collection

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Average: 5 (4 votes)

SPARTA- Megaman 9

Hey there, welcome. This is SPARTA!!! That stands for Soundtrack (Particularly Audible) Review That's Awemazing. In this column, I take an in-depth look at a videogame's soundtrack and review it. This time, I'm going to be looking at a very recent yet very oldschool game. A game that if you haven't gotten yet, you're either broke or you just suck balls. I'm ofcourse talking about the modern 8-bit masterpiece Megaman 9. No game has ever made me swear so many times, yet make me smile so much. This is what my first time playing one of the stages (I forget which one) was like: "FUCK!!!

Average: 4.4 (10 votes)

SPARTA- LoZ: Ocarina of Time (Part Five)

Hello folks. This is SPARTA!!! Soundtrack (Particularly Audible) Review That's Awemazing. It's where I take a game's soundtrack and review it in-depth. I've been doing Ocarina of Time for the last four segments, and after all this time... we're finally reaching the conclusion. Damn, this took much longer than expected... Anyways, if you missed any of the other episodes, here they are: (Part One: http://screwattack.com/node/9806) (Part Two: http://screwattack.com/node/9868) (Part Three: http://screwattack.com/node/10305) (Part Four: http://screwattack.com/node/10454)

Average: 4.3 (17 votes)

SPARTA- LoZ: Ocarina of Time (Part Four)

Hello people. This is SPARTA!!! Or Soundtracks (Particularly Audible) Review That's Awemazing. This is a winful segment where I take a game and review it's soundtrack. I've spent three segments reviewing Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and we aren't done yet. If you've read the other parts so far, then please read on as we start getting into more ocarina songs and the temple songs. If you haven't read the other parts, here they are: (Part One: http://screwattack.com/node/9806) (Part Two: http://screwattack.com/node/9868) (Part Three: http://screwattack.com/node/10305)

Average: 4.6 (5 votes)

SPARTA- LoZ: Ocarina of Time (Part Three)

Hey there, this is SPARTA!!! That stands for Soundtrack (Particularly Audible) Review That's Audible. Here, I take a videogame's soundtrack and review it. To kick things off, I started off with Ocarina of Time, and after two parts... I'm still not done. We've got lots to cover, so let's get right into it. If you haven't read the first two parts, here they are. (Part One: http://screwattack.com/node/9806) (Part Two: http://screwattack.com/node/9868)

Average: 4.3 (9 votes)

The Swordsman's Greatest Moments of Gaming (Blog Day)

Well, as it is blog day today, I'm going to take a break from writing my massive soundtrack review of Ocarina of Time and discuss my favourite moments of gaming. At the age of three, I picked up that grey rectangular controller and played either one of the following games: Super Mario Bros, Duck Hunt, Jackal, or Shinobi. The later ofcourse being one heck of a shitty port where beating the first boss is near impossible if you don't know what you're doing, especially if you're a three year old kid. Though the other three games... damn, they produced some good moments.

Average: 5 (2 votes)

SPARTA- LoZ: Ocarina of Time (Part Two)

Hey, I'm the Wandering_Swordsman, and this is SPARTA!!! What is SPARTA? Well, it stands for Soundtrack (Particularly Audible) Review That's Awemazing. I simply take a videogame soundtrack and review it in-depth. On my last post, I started talking about Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Well, I'm not done yet with that. In fact, I'm just starting. If you haven't read the first part, then please go back and read it (http://screwattack.com/node/9806). Though if you've already read the first part, then please continue.

Average: 4.8 (6 votes)

SPARTA- LoZ: Ocarina of Time (Part One)

Hey there folks, I'm the Wandering_Swordsman, and this is SPARTA!!! What is SPARTA? Well, it stands for "Soundtrack (Particularly Audible) Review That's Awemazing." In this segment, I simply take an in-depth look a videogame's soundtrack and show why it kicks ass, or why it sucks balls, or why it's just... okay. In this blog, I'm going to be looking at one of my personal favourites, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Average: 5 (11 votes)

Perspectives- Zelda II- The Adventure of Link

Hey, g1s. I'm the Wandering_Swordsman, and this is Perspectives. In this, I interview characters and get their take on the games that they're forced into. Today, I'll be doing Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. This game was a sequel to the massive hit Legend of Zelda. Though for this one, Nintendo went out and did something completely different. It was a bold move, and didn't generally please the fans. Let's see what the hero himself, Link, has to say about this game.

Average: 4.1 (9 votes)

GBU- Mario Kart

Hello g1s, I'm the Wandering_Swordsman, and this is GBU (the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly). This is where I take a series or category of games and place them into the above sections. In this editon, I will be looking at one of many Mario spin-offs, Mario Kart. Mario, though he is a turtle-killing pyromaniac, is considered to be the icon of gaming. True, Pac-man might be more recognizable, but nothing can beat a fat Italian plumber who eats (or injects in the earlier games) shrooms to grow stronger and resides in a kingdom that contains little men with mushroom-heads.

Average: 5 (7 votes)
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