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Well I'm going to take a break from chatting amongst myself so I may grant you my thoughts of Mirror's Edge. I downloaded the demo when it was released, and I was impressed. Then the game itself released, and for some reason I felt hesitant to buy it.

I should have gone with my gut to be honest. The main story isn't very intriguing, and I really didn't find the cartoon cut scenes in between levels overly impressive... actually I thought it was a tad distasteful and pathetic.

Well it has been awhile but I'm back yay! I hope you all will enjoy this one.

Con: FUCKING WOOT!!!
Me: Yeah yeah I finally got Mirror's Edge.
Con: You should be cheering. Why aren't you cheering?
Me: To put this in considerate terms... I regret buying it.
Con: But it's aweso-
Me: No the game is mediocre!
Con: Blasphemy. You go die in a ditch!
Me: This game is like the retard child of Genji, and Prince of Persia.
Con: Which one?
Me: The new one!
Con: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Me: I wish I got Lego Batman.
Con: But it looked so fun when you were playing it.

Con: You son-of-a bitch!
Me: Oh shit..
Con: We have no chance of owning Mirror's Edge now!
Me: So?
Con: We don't have a 360 ANYMORE!!! >:(
Me: I don't see the problem here.
Con: Duh you're too fucking stupid to realize what the fuck you just did!
Me: Calm down this is just a minor inconvenience.
Con: ... How so? >:/
Me: Dude in February I can get an Elite. :)
Con: What if Mirror's Edge is gone.
Me: It won't. It's too much of an odd ball title to just go away.
Con: It's not odd it's awesome.
Me: It's a 1st person game in which you try not to shoot people.

Me: You know what would be really cool?
Con: Us finally owning Mirror's Edge?
Me: Nooo. A new side scrolling Mario Bros.:D
Con: Huh.... That actually doesn't sound that bad.
Me: Yes but fully 2-D unlike the New Super Mario Bros. For the DS.
Con: Kinda like the new Wario game... but good!
Me: The Wario game wasn't bad.
Con: I know. I'm just being a prick. :P
Me: You really don't like the Wii do you.
Con: Not in the least. It reminds me of Apple for some reason...
Me: Oh you mean the cult like fanbase?
Con: ...Wow I wasn't gonna actually say it, but yeah.

Me:Vista is awesome!
Con: Is that some kinda festival?
Me: No! It's Microsoft's latest OS.
Con: Oh...Right.. I forgot:P
Me: You're a part of me how can you forget?
Con: You don't use me very often.
Me: I use you all the time!
Con: Not really. Remember the Dell?
Me:...S-shut up.
Con: I feel bad for the poor thing. It was only 2 years old and you murdered it!
Me: What!? That computer was broken before I got it.
Con: Which is another reason why you should let me decide what you do from now on.
Me: ... Fuck off.
Con: Heh, so tell me why do you like Vista so much?

Again from the brain of thee comes wacky and crazy things, so be warned..

Me: Hey remember SSB:Brawl.
Con: Yes. It's was crap!
Me: What!?
Con: The game is just an orgy of retard fanfare. Mortal Kombat vs. DC seems more fun.
Me: Are you fucking insane!? Brawl is awesome. The new game modes and unlockables are great. The graphics are fantastic, and they add mo-

No I don't have multiple personalities. I just like to have conversations with myself to decide whether I should do something or not. I won't be censoring my own thoughts so be warned.

Me: Huh. A new Street Fighter 2!
Conscience: No!
Me: W-what!? Why not?
Con: It's the tired old bullshit just with glitter on it.
Me:...eww. But it's a new Stre-
Con: No it's not! It's the same fucking game! Capcom just got the idea to do this because Bionic Commando:rearmed worked. Same fucking game, but just looks prettier.
Me: So it's a good game.
Con: WE NEVER PLAYED IT!

Happy Thanks giving US portion of ScrewAttack's community. I might be Canadian, and yes our Thanks Giving was in October, but that doesn't mean I can't participate does it...

Whatever. I gonna whether you like it or not because I forgot to celebrate it at home anyway:P Because I love you all (platonically speaking)I've decided I'd list the games I'm thankful for and give you a very brief description to why.

10. Super Mario Bros. - For not pulling any punches all these years.

9. Megaman - Cuase I beat your series backwards.

Hello to those who actually read my stuff. Nick here to give a little update to my CoD4 review, and of course a review of DMC 4. If you don't know what O.H.G.R stands for, it means One Handed Game Reviews. Why? Because I'm a one-handed gamer and it sounds catchy.

Yeah I know it seems pretty silly to make a review of a game that just recently just released its sequel...or is it a prequel... I don't care. The Call of Duty series I don't think has anything to do with each other except that it's war and somebody is gonna be made a bitch.