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Top 10 Worst Mario Games

With the good comes the bad but chances are you won't agree with this list. Gaming's Leading Man has been in a lot of so called "classics"... but are they really?

sadly

sadly, I played Mario Teaches Typing. It made my typing skills worse.

Me too *sniff* me too

My mom thought it would be good to teach typing... all I wanted to do was kill koopas.

Actually...

They did revisit the whole time travel thing in Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time, and it was good.

so i just looked up the cart art for doki doki panic

i really regret NOT bringing my Super Family Computer to the U.S. because the outlet plugs were different, fuck me...

mario as a construction worker

i played wrecking crew or whatever it was called on Family Computer...

Why isn't this link

Why isn't this link working?
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video not working

This video does not want to play for more than 17 seconds on both my ubuntu(linux) and my vista computer.

I find it very anoying and would really like that you did fix this, some other videos also kind of stop or alike, but this one is plain not working.

Power to the G1's

FUNdementals

Mario's game gallery (FUNdementals) was probably one of my first games and I didn't remember it until I saw this video! Game Gallery was actually pretty fun at the time... Go Fish was my favorite, but playing checkers with Mario was really hard and he made his moves realllly slowly. =[

Yeeeeeesh

Mario Fundamentals. Ahhh memories. In elementary school we had a shit load of educational games on C64s and DOS machines. Some of them were actually fun, and some weren't even educational like this kick ass game where you had to land a lunar lander. And then there was Mario Fundamentals. After school some of us would have a long wait for the bus so rather than going outside and waiting we'd stay in the classroom and get down on two games: the teacher had Jurassic Park on her computer (which was alot like the genesis version), or Mario...fundamentals. Needless to say EVERYONE was lined up on JP, that game kicked some serious ass. The kids who played MF were the kids who got the crap kicked out of them at recess for their pokemon cards. Mario Fundamentals had such an effect on my life that the first time I ever said the f-word was when I said "This isn't a fucking mario game!". This was when Mario and Sonic were enemies to the core, kids would get in fights over who was better. This game did not help the mario cause. Man fuck this game.

I think my sister used to

I think my sister used to like Mario Teaches Typing, but I didn't! Nor did I like Mario's Tennis or Mario's Time Machine.

What about Mario & Luigi:

What about Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (for the DS)? It had time travelling and Mario in it, and that game was pretty good. Did you forget that game?

My response

I agree with most of their list, but I nearly exploded when I saw that SMB2 was on the list. Who cares if it was a lie? Was the game fun? YES! I would highly recommend they replace that with Mario Party 8. That game was major balls.
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I actually like Mario Tennis

I actually like Mario Tennis and Mario Clash. Sure they weren't great, but they were still fun. Though it could just be because I'm a Virtual Boy fanboy. (Such things do exist)

You notice how no TRUE platformer Mario was on the list

it's because Mario only works as a plat former and some times a puzzle game

.........And racing, sports,

.........And racing, sports, and RPGs... Yeah, you left a few out there.



Click here to level up my card!

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Weird,characters from Doki Doki Panic are now apart of Mario canon. No copyright issues? Wait..Nobody cares about Doki Doki Pani,and Shigeru did work on it.

Did most of these games even come out in Japan? So,were they made my third party US companies.

:D Hotel Mario..CDi..Even Nintendo wants to forget it,it's fan discontinued and canon discontinued.
They should have done the Super Mario World one,I saw the betas on Youtube and..It looks almost fun.

I don't even care if Mario 2

I don't even care if Mario 2 wasn't originally a Mario game. It's still fun, and without it, there wouldn't be any Shy guys, Bob-ombs, or Pokeys. I don't even think SMB Lost Levels is even that hard, and it's too similar to SMB. I consider Lost Levels as less as a sequel and more as an add on.

the same thing happend to me

Instead of super mario world for the gameboy i got (sniff) "SMB2" (doki doki panic)
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What?

Why does everyone hate it? I think it's more underrated than Sunshine...

Captain Raccoon to the rescue!

Well, the mario 2 on the

Well, the mario 2 on the advance is infinitely better than the one on the NES.
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Yippee-ai-yaaaaaaaaay, yippee-ai-oooooooooh...

Well...

That's because there was an incentive to go back and hunt down Yoshi eggs, thus allowing more people to grow accustomed to it and like it more. I'm pretty sure that had the NES had that (and people gotten over its difference) people would've liked it more...

Captain Raccoon to the rescue!

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mario teaches typing... oh god.

Mario Go Fish

Pick a Card.

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Good list and...HEY! Handsome Tom told ass at number 7!

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