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Vortex Grenades

Released today, Fracture is loaded with some great weapons but which one takes the cake? One of the most devastating grenades in gaming history.



Average: 4.6 (37 votes)

FIRST!!

AHHHH HA HA HA HA HA!

DO YOUR WORST, JOSE!!

Damn that game looks really

Damn that game looks really bad ass.

: O

OH NO YOU DIDANT!

Jared not you!

Jared not you! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Nice...Nice.

Nice...Nice.

I'm gonna....

make an example of you Jared!!! Yeah you know Nametags DELETED!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I HAZ TEH POWER!!!!!!!!

Jose

After I've read this I can't stop remembering Jose's face in Metal Gear Ben 2, looking down all serious before eating Ben alive...

*scary*

Jose

Got kicked in the face!

^^^^Ahem..."DICK!"

Now that thats taken care of, glad to have a triple update today, thats sweet.
Also, cant wait for sidescrollers tommorow, i hope my remix was featured.

I think that's Jared from

I think that's Jared from Nametags.. if so, no.. he's not a dick. He's just fooling Jose. lol. If it's not Jared from Nametags. Yes, douche. lmao.

As for the video, I thought the same thing when I played the demo. Every grenade is that game is awesome.

Wait... WHAT!

I don`t understand your logic! So, if it IS Jared from nametags (It is), than he is just fooling, but if it wasn`t, he is a douche! What makes the difference! They are both g1s!

Wait... WHAT!

I don`t understand your logic! So, if it IS Jared from nametags (It is), than he is just fooling, but if it wasn`t, he is a douche! What makes the difference! They are both g1s!

Yep that's Jared

Assuming you've watched Nametags or ever been in the SA forums you would see that, it is Jared from nametags
He's just annoying Jose which I should imagine is fun. SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE JARED. ;)

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I'm sad, Nametags is

I'm sad, Nametags is over.
However, If Jared is director and stuff, and theirs guna be a season 2, then i guess hes only gunna make cameos

I know that it's Jared, but

I know that it's Jared, but how would watching the show make it obvious?

sweet

well i know what game im getting

Awesome

That grenade looks friggin' awesome. Hope the game's just as good, I'm a fan of LucasArts.

Fracture-cool but below average??

weapons seem pretty cool but its getting some bad reviews

It's Crap

From what I've played (the demo) this game is crap.. they took a good idea and just.. crapped it up. Idano I didn't like it. It's just another shooter, but the ground can be manipulated and it gets cheesy after a short time.

OK, colour me cynical, but

OK, colour me cynical, but you're adding a weapon from a game released TODAY, that just happens to be a sponsor?

Come on guys, you're better than that.

By the way, Destin, if you've never seen anything like the "Entrencher", grab an old copy of Magic Carpet II for the PC - it had something very similar, and did it 13 years ago.

We've had the game for

We've had the game for almost a week. It's called a REVIEW copy.

I don't know if you think you're being cool by calling me out or something, but it isn't cool, at all.

The Vortex Grenade Belongs! (Soon to be joined by friends!)

Actually I think Destin is showing great restraint by ONLY adding the Vortex Grenade! I would have added the Rhino gun, the Ice gun, the Black Widow, and yes of course the Entrencher! Videos of this games weapons (and the story of their development and what has gone into making this revolutionary game) have been up for Weeks! Trust me, once the multiplayer madness starts I'm willing to bet that future adds to the armory will also hail from Fracture!

When I say "revolutionary" that isn't just hyperbole, this game changes one of the most important strategic elements of combat. The terrain. It WILL change how people play multiplayer. Anything that leads to less jumping idiots I will buy and welcome with an open Armory!

"We can do far more than we think so long as we're willing to think far more than we do."

I've actually been following

I've actually been following this game for awhile and when I was approached to add a weapon to the armory I was pretty excited. I knew what they had been doing with the game, and Jose and I both got to play it at E3 so we had an idea of what the weapons were like.

I mean, the vortex grenades are frigging awesome. When I saw the weapons documentary they did, I was even more excited to add a weapon to the armory. It just sucked not having anyone to play online against. The servers aren't exactly overflowing when you have a game a week early :)

Seriously I'm not hatin'

I'm sorry but it sounded a bit like an advertisement seeing how the game is new and not well known yet. I believe some g1s just expect to see weapons from games that have been available long enough to reach a larger audience. Hence, why haven't you added the Screw Attack yet. I know others like me wish to see it. Anyway, I love the site and I respect all you do, let's not be hard on someone for stating their opinion.

Seriously is this going to

Seriously is this going to be a problem, everytime I add a weapon from a new game?

I guess I'll be ready for this same treatment when Gears 2 comes out and I like a weapon, or Resistance, or Killzone 2.

The Armory is not a review, it's not a video game vault, it's not an advertisement, its about awesome weapons and why they're awesome.

No, it won't be an issue

No, it won't be an issue every time you add a weapon from a new game.

Just on those occasions when you have an ad for the same game slapped over the start of the video.

I don't know what to say to

I don't know what to say to you. You're right Tano, you win. I only care about the ad, and have no integrity. Thank you so much for showing me the error of my ways.

/end sarcasm.

The sarcasm meter is off the

The sarcasm meter is off the chart!

to be fair...

i can see where the whiners are coming from...blah blah blah its a new game 99 percent of us havent played yet so we dont know that much about its weapons, its advertised etc. etc. but come on guys, no matter the game, the weapon looks awesome and not just destin but everyone at screwy knows its awesome. should it be in the armory? hell yes. should we stop giving our opinion to everything they do...no...but be more open and understanding, not so condemning. if you have a problem - go make your own site, dont constantly bicker with them about it. so what if fracture is advertised on the site? they obviously have been dying to get the game and love it...dont tell me you hate seeing fable 2, fallout 3, and gears 2 ads on other sites, and halo 3 on every damn site on the site last year? grow up a little, the internet world survives on advertisements, and it doesn't hurt when your advertising a game your dying to play....its not like they added the tracer gun from battlefield 2 to the armory while promoting its banners everywhere.

also - i like seeing newer games' weapons added, but there is a plethora of weapons from past games that could be added to the armory, so keep em coming!

Like I said I wasn't hatin,

Like I said I wasn't hatin, and hell yes I LOVE this site because its the only one that I can argue with the editors in the damn comments section.

Kind of agree

I kind of agree. Its just his opinion, but to me it looked like an add. I haven't played the game, but it looked like an ad. But what do I know.

For the record, I am drunk,

For the record, I am drunk, but I'm still typing with good grammur an spweleng:

I agree as well

I also agree but it's not like there's any problem with it. Like someone said, that's the way this stuff works. It was still a great episode anyway.

What's throwing me off is why you're freaking out so much Destin, he wasn't trying to insult you. It's obvious that he wasn't the only one who thought it was a little strange. But again, it's cool, you've gotta do what you've gotta do.

*thumbs up*

Duh, that's what sponsorship

Duh, that's what sponsorship is. They pay us to say "this is brought to you by..." and then as far as such shows as the Armory, we may have to use the sponsor in some way. But that doesn't mean we're going to just make crap up for the sake of getting money. Oh, no! The Vortex Grenades are freakin incredible and deserve to be in the Armory! If you think we're advertising the game at all here, just wait till we review it... TODAY... on Out of the Box, along with Wario Land. Like Destin said... we get a REVIEW copy... one of the perks for being so cool lol

:(

I wish i was as cool as you guys :(

If you thought for a second

than you would realize that games with awesome things to talk about, are the ones tha can afford the ads.

Thats why you dont see Hot Wheels: Beat That! Advertised anywhere, because it sucks.

I thought the commercials

I thought the commercials were saved for the clip of the weeks, shill.

Man, you haven't played the

Man, you haven't played the game, I have. If you seriously don't feel that these grenades have a place in the Armory then I think you must be on crack.

I was interested in this

I was interested in this game until I played the demo, It sure has some pretty amazing mechanics but when put into play I just don't think it played very well gameplay wize but maybe thats just because I only played the demo.

I still think this is a cool weapon anyway.



that.... is freaking lethal

man... i remember seeing the trailer for this game on the force unleashed and thought, meh. i don't think that trailer did this game justice after seeing this.

that looks like one hell of a crazy game, i think i have reason to pick it up now thanks to this video, looks pretty promising.

HAHAHA, holy shit! I'm

HAHAHA, holy shit! I'm buying this game.
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Cool!!

just Bought it and it's AWESOME!!

Even if the game isn't all that great...

That doesn't take away from how badass this weapon is...

and FYI Destin, the first game to feature terrain-altering weaponry was Vigilante 8 for PSone...

visit GammaPrimeGames.com

Seriously? I've never seen

Seriously? I've never seen this before, and you're the second person to say it's been done.

Oh well, I'll have to check out Vigilante 8 ;)

what about worms, all the

what about worms, all the weapons are terrain-altering XD

Armageddon & Concrete Donkey FTW!

Seriously, we should see a weapon from Worms in the Armory (Concrete Donkey or Holy Hand Grenade *crosses fingers*)

But seriously, that vortex grenade looks freakin' BADASS.

MY SIG:
lol roflcopterShadowman kicks ass

BASS QUAKE!

Bass Quake is my favorite weapon from Vigilante 8!

Though....

I really like the weapon, I just cant help but pick at the fact that the episode was "brought to us by" the same game the weapon was from. I know it doesn't mean anything, but it just kinda struck me as slightly odd.
Maybe I am just drunk.

humm

Well!!! I love this site and all. But, I went to Destructoid.com, and it said it sucked. I haven't played it, but I'm not going to lie i have seen something like that before.

Wish we could combine the armory weapons...

Into one arsenal! Imagine using the cerebral bore on a big enemy, and use a vortex grenade on his minions while he gets skull f@$%ed! Yeah yeah yeah!

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ahem!

Sell outs!!!

but honestly i dont mind...

How are they sellouts?

How exactly are they sellouts?
This looks like an awesome weapon to use, and just because somebody sponsored them, doesn't take away the awesomeness of this weapon.

Douchebag.
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Gaming on the Go! - 29/09/08

bla bla

when did i say it was a bad weapon?
The weapon kicks ass all im saying is that they got paid to promote the game. Usually the armory doesnt review weapons of new titles...

but like i said! I dont mind!!! i was kidding by saying sell outs.. chill dude

My thoughts exactly!! I

My thoughts exactly!! I can't believe you'd whore yourselves out like that, guys! I'm just kidding. Cool video.

I guess they need to support

I guess they need to support their sponsers...
But this game looks alright and th weapons are kida neat.

Sportacus - The REAL blue bomber

oh screwattack, why have you sunk this low..

YAY ADVERTISING!

pretty much

regardless of how "cool" this weapon is, it's not really appropriate to add it to a list of the most bad-ass weapons ever until it gets some time to settle in. what is this, armory number 7 and you're already using weapons from games that have just been released? i don't know everything, but i doubt the vortex grenade will ever be held to the same "legendary" status as the golden gun from goldeneye or the laptop gun gun from perfect dark, yet those guns haven't gotten justice. i'm sorry, but it looks to me like a cash-in. hope this doesn't become a trend.

There is no denying it: this

There is no denying it: this felt like an ad. It wouldn't have unless that sponsor thing was in the beginning. That doesn't stop it from being awesome, though.

ooooh

That weapon looks like it's a blast to use. It does kinda remind me of the so-called 'black hole grenade' some people found in the HL2: Episode 1 code.
Here's a vid of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Dlheh5HbM&feature=related

The vortex grenade is much more satisfyingly destructive tho. Speaking of Half-Life 2, where's the gravity gun? If there is one weapon that deserves a spot in the armory, it's that one.

Many, in fact...

Liero (a Worms clone) and Vigilante 8 were a few. Granted, there's more focus on terrain in Fracture than most games out, which makes it seem revolutionnary then.

I've tried the demo though and didn't like it too much. Then again, perhaps I'll rent it and actually get a second opinion out of it (and perhaps a review)

While the game is going to

While the game is going to have some pretty badass weapons in it, I wasn't impressed that much by the demo.

The whole terrain deforming gameplay is interesting but the game feels more like a tech demo and the rest is average.

WTF

Its one of the most awesome weapons i have ever seen o.O

geezus

Big deal if it's a new game. Looks like it sports some kick ass weapons. The Vortex Grenades look pretty brutal. Destin wanted to add it, so he did. It's worthy. Get over it.

~BEN

Probably the most low tech version

Scorched Earth (the original for DOS) contained tons of terrain deforming weapons, while the 3-D remake was cool, (and free) the dos version with battle ground eliminating possibility is still my favorite. Though all of that is aside, as the vortex grenade highly deserves to be added to the armory.

I might...

have to go rent this game.

For those hating about the newest armory...

two words: YOU SUCK!
i mean seriously guys,that wpn is frkn awsome,i dont even care that they are sponsored by fracture,it wouldnt make any diffrence. That wpn alone made this game full of win. Cant wait to check it out!

Wow...

So, you don't want Screw Attack to make any money, thus not being able to keep the site up? Stuff like this makes money for them, and helps them keep making their awesome material. If you're gonna whine about something as small as this, I don't think you have the right to judge. o.O

So what if there's an ad at the beginning? It's a sponsorship, sponsorships provide money, it's one of the many ways they make money and henceforth get paid. It might be different to have seen the sponsor at the beginning of the Armory, and it might have looked less strange if the sponsor had been on another video - but then, it wouldn't be sponsoring its own game, which is what it's doing, it wouldn't make much sense to sponsor something else at the moment what with the game recently coming out, - but that shouldn't be important; they make this stuff for entertainment, and it's their opinions that go into this, as well as those of the G1's, and I'm talking about what people wanna see in the Armory, and the VGV's, etc.

The comments I had been seeing were pretty disappointing.

Yuks sell!!

Besides, admit it, the ad was funny!

"We can do far more than we think so long as we're willing to think far more than we do."

Seriously

They want a free site to go to but bitch when they do standard web practices to make some cash so the site can stay operational. If someone came to you and said "Hey talk about our game and you'll make some extra cash, we also aren't limiting you to what you speak about, its your choice". I'd be pissed off at them for not placing the ad.

people just need to grow up and realize that this is how the world works and how businesses stay up and running

Terrain altering weapons

Terrain altering weapons like the rocket launcer in Worms? :)

Why is everyone bitching about their sponsor? How do think they get their money?