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Attack of the Bawls

As QuakeCon continued there was one thing that was for sure: people were not expecting what Unaware Steve was bringing to the event. But was Steve ready for what they had brought?

I wonder what "Bawls" taste

I wonder what "Bawls" taste like. Did you guys try it?

It tastes like super

It tastes like super carbonated Sprite to the max.

I personally prefer Monster, but.... thats just me

Yes it taste like extreme

Yes it taste like extreme sprite but I like it

But Monster has more flavor

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yeah, monster is better

i agree, of all the energy drinks i have had, monster is the best... i want to come to one of these conventions, then i too can run around shouting about the bawls........ i have strange dreams.......
seriously though, monster is the best.

I had the blue

i had the stuff in the blue, which im pretty sure was the original flavor, and it has a bubble gum flavor to it. i didnt like it.

Whenever Steve does a video

Whenever Steve does a video he got me laughing even after its over; P

Red Bawls > Blue Bawls (...lol)

Yeah, cherry-flavored Bawls tastes way, way better than regular Bawls. But that's not saying much because Bawls tastes like...well, balls.

I disagree.

I think Orig bawls tastes great i like it more than any other energy drink but that is just my personal opinion i guess. I would drink it everyday if i never lived in Scotland. . and i have to go to the city next to my town (About 20 min) To get to microplay gaming (A Lan cafy) and buy it. . .

ROFL

BAAAAAWWWWWWLLZZZ
unaware steve always makes me rofl

BAWLS!

LOL! I've never seen that before, hilarious!

wow

Steve is random but epic

BAWLS......

I have Monster Balls for my PaintBallGun. No joke. They are harder than regular paintballs or something so i stopped getting them. Look for MONSTERBAWLS in Walmart this FALL!

If God gives you lemons, the you need to GET A NEW GOD!!!

-PowerThirst-

bawls lololol

bawls lololol

Oh Friends Where Art Thou?

That kid's friends remind me of my own! *cry* I wish I had the bawls to go out and get better friends than empty chairs... and I will... someday... when I go to the store.

AMAZING!!!

I would have watch 7 hours straight of Unaware Steve going around talking about bawls!!!

Keep doing what you are good at Unaware Steve!!!

Yum yum yum.

I love balls . . i mean bawls. . . yeah.

dam

you made the jock before me

YAY!!!!! MORE STEVE!!!

steve should have his own specail weekly segment!!

also i can't believe that so many people don't know what bawls is. i think it's been around since '02 or '03. i've never tried it though...

SEE?

I toldja he could top the other one...

And you know what else? There's plenty more, and it only gets better from here!

Used to drink so much of the stuff in college

Although back then it came in glass bottles, it tastes alright. I would drink one when I needed to pull an all nighter or before I went out on the weekends and drank allot of... soda. Alcohol is evil kids

Glass Bawls!

Hey, it still comes in glass bottles. I work for a distributer up here in WA, and we deliver Bawls only in glass bottles. I never have tried it, but the bottles are also ribbed like...other things...

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Sweet can't wait to see

Sweet can't wait to see it!

Unaware Steve is the freaking man.

You Were Right

You were right. This one was way better than the last. I cant wait to see whats next lol.

OMG

GREATEST THING EVER

I don't really like Bawls

Or any other energy drink for that matter.

Keep it up!

Watched this twice now,

Watched this twice now, Steve's reaction when he sees the huge pack of Bawls is priceless.

Hrrrm

I guess i Just need to say it.

I really enjoy almost everything ScrewAttack has to offer. But Unaware Steve just doesn't strike my funny bone.

Probably has to do with me dealing with real people like him at the Unreal Tournament Lans I used have in my garage. But eh, its not for everyone.

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And hey, that's cool. We at

And hey, that's cool. We at ScrewAttack understand everyone has different tastes. That's one of the reasons why we have such a huge variety of different stuff!

yep

the guy does my head in!!!

wow

that was alot of bawls

Bawls

I thought bawls came in a little blue bottle. At any rate, if you were to be blindfolded and had to take a sip of bawls and then take a sip of ball sweat it'd be pretty damn hard to tell the difference.

LOL

Monster Bawlz! Brilliant!

That's the goldmine

OF BAWLS! XD

I love you Unaware Steve. You are the best!

Unaware Steve

always makes me rofl xD

BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWLLLLLZZ

I really hate that no one in

I really hate that no one in my area sells it. :[

The look on his face when he

The look on his face when he saw the cases of Bawls was priceless! Hahahaha.

Lols for Bawls! I could go

Lols for Bawls!

I could go for some tasty Bawls

Seriously LOL

Great video. First time I actually laughed at loud at something on the internets for a while.

Like when you showed the kids "friends."

It was priceless.

Hate to burst anyone's bubble, but

Cool Spot was released in 1993. If Unaware Steve hasn't played a game since 1992, how did he play Cool Spot?

Magic and Bawls.

Magic and Bawls.

patiently waiting for video

patiently waiting for video of my "interview" to come out, haha

ROFLCOPTERS ARE SHOOTING LOLAZERS!!!!!!!

Unaware Steve, you're a crazy bastard. I was laughing so hard when he got that look on his face after he saw the "goldmine of Bawls".
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Theme Song

Man... The theme song bugs me so much. I feel like every time it should be:

Unaware Steve,
Unaware Steve,
hasn't played a game since 1993.

Steeeeve. Threeeee. No?

HAHAHAHAHAH ROLF

HAHAHAHAHAH ROLF BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLZZ!!! Hay it would be really cool if Unaware Steve would put his charm on the booth babes.

IT'S ACTUALLY 1992

Cause it's true.

What, you thought Steve was just making all this up? ;)

I always though he was making it up

Really, I mean your at Quake-con and you actually have no idea what's going on, I though it was just to irritate the people. Still does a good job

I dunno...

The way the theme song goes now.. It's simple, campy, and flawed, which fits Unaware Steve to the letter. It bugged me the first time or two, but after that it just feels more fitting to the character, in my opinion.

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I think he was kind of mean

I think he was kind of mean to that kid. I hope he didn't actually do that in front of him. It looks like they edited him with the empty chairs.

Actually, he DID do that

Actually, he DID do that right next to him lol But everybody Steve messes with we do damage control for. Don't worry.

Starring Jack

Starring Jack Nicholson?

Bawls is okay but yes, Monster is much better...

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