With Screwy the Monkey's untimely death recently we've fallen into the situation of looking for a new unofficial mascot. Insert Tommy the Toucan and his unabashed ability to promote ScrewAttack while still being a total a-hole. He just doesn't give a damn.
Mascots FTW :)
I like that Mascot, he makes Screwy the Monkey look like a confused panda. Tommy the Toucan for president!
Hansom Tom = Tommy The Toucan!
I never thought I would see Hansom Tom in a Toucan outfit.
I agree Tommy The Toucan FTW!
Hmmm......
I don't know if that is really Tom. It DOES sound a bit like him but his voice was a little too high. Plus, Toms done with SAIf that WAS Tom, OMGWTFBBQDAIRYQUEEN. But probably wasn't, maybe... Somebody else... I really can't match the voice... Sounded a LIL BIT like Unaware Steve without the "ummm"s and talking really childish. Steve is hilariose. Other than that it could have been the "new" guy, Super Chad. OR it could've been Bryan the Intern. I'm really stumped on who is was. It didn't sound like Nick, but might have been
I SAY who it is in the vid!
Come on, watch the video again. The second line in the entire video says who is in the suit.
Hmm...
Is it Jose?
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Because it looked like he was trying to eat you Ben ;p
Nick
I think it's Nervous Nick because Ben said "Where's Nervous Nick?" And Tommy the Toucan came.
hello?!?!?!?
ben said who was in the suit its nick seriously why are all of you people not understanding that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! lol
Seriously
Are people that bloody stupid?
And so
A conspiracy begins.
Live The Dream
I see wot you all did thar!
And Nick the Toucan rockz.
Also, big lol at that 'douchbag'.
The reason I never got it
The reason I never got it was cause I think too hard about simple ansewers. Plus I'm a dumb dumb head =PPP
Nick the Toucan
I figured out it's Nick from the start.
But seeing and hearing Nick the way he spoke and acted in the video is a little odd.
I mean, that kind of behavior is more appropriate to Unaware Steve than to Nervous Nick.:)
EN, AYE, SEE, KAY.
Thought I should spell it out. That video was hilarious, when he fell over that was quality viewing!
Its not tom, its nick.
Its not tom, its nick.
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I Club Seals! For fun!
ummmm...
It was Nick DUH!!!!!!! (doesnt he say so in the begining of the video? Or was there something Illegal in that Pepsi? :S)
ha
it's not handsome tom
i know we all miss him but he's not with screwattack anymore =/
ha
it's not handsome tom
i know we all miss him but he's not with screwattack anymore =/
If only the Handsome One would return
to save us from this shit burger.
Make Amends
I think stuttering Craig should apologize Handsome Tom.
Edit: NOW!!!!!
*sigh* another ignorant
*sigh* another ignorant person who doesn't know, and hasn't cared to find out through the convenient SS ep, forums, and such, the whole story. Geez, that was so long ago... aren't you over this by now?
I can see some flaming coming from this, so don't let this conversation get out of hand, please, or I'll have to fix it.
The whole story was never presented on SA
Only Craigs side. Nobody will know the full story ever. Only Tom & Craig. I just hope someday they may collaberate again because together they were giants.
Right. It's a little hard
Right. It's a little hard for someone to talk about something on a site when he ditches it.
Tom was given the opportunity to tell his story on the site. He didn't, and decided to get his story written on healing touch, and while thats not "technically" on SA, it was talked about all over here by the g1s and you'd almost have to be blond or absent to have missed it.
To make people stop asking
To make people stop asking where his you should have the sidescrollers episode where Craig talks about it on the site
You guys are saying "Craig's
You guys are saying "Craig's Side of the Story"... Guess what, he took the most mature approach humanly possible to break the news. I'm not going to start arguing "he said she said" with you guys, but I AM going to tell you not to get angry at Craig (Or anybody) for that situation. And Nick, you're right, the situation is long gone.
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You are retarted
He tells you who it is, frickin retard. And what causes you to think it's Handsome Tom?
LAWLS
but-o-meter : 5476543486
Stuttering
They shouldn't make fun of a stutterer.
Craig is one too, no?;)
Now that you mention it...
Now that you mention it ive never heard "Stuttering" Craig stutter, ahah
LOL.. instant Classic
Funny you would run into Pervy the Anime Hobo!
tommy rocks. i want to see
tommy rocks. i want to see more of the toucan. i agree though, that guys beard was pretty sweet.
Tommy needs to meet
Unaware Steve.
That would be so insane
the universe would explode.
Unaware Steve Vs. Tommy The Toucan
Man, I don't know who would be more annoying...LOL.:)
Yeah well.
We are going to find out! if they don't make US vs TTT then i . . . i . . . Will show you my true power lvl.
US vs. TTT!!! lol
Unaware Steve would win obviously, he just needs to pull out Talk Talk Charlie, and he would blow that toucan's multicoloured beak right off!
Super BAWLS attack!
I liked the end.
This was really funny. Yay for the new screwattack mascot!
Screwattack!
Yeah, toucan was jumpin around like a bunny spreading the good word!...Wait now it sounds religious...
Are you ready to be disciplined?
http://www.disciplinedmonkeystudios.com
I'm pretty open-minded, but
I'm pretty open-minded, but I think I will stay away from any anime fest. The attendees are just too weird.
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The Retro Game Zone
I agree
I totally agree, I like many anime and manga series but I don't think I would ever set foot in a place like that =|
Old dude with beard for president! :D
Yeah...
I like Anime and Manga but Im allergic to Anime Fanboy\Fangirls.
That old dude was nuts...
That old dude was nuts... I'm glad Tommy got out of there alive.
Is it me or is the
Is it me or is the screwattack crew pros are incredibly good at being complete assholes in nerd-fests? (which is kool btw)
Man you guys have a knack for harassing people especially weirdo's
I enjoyed it. To the max.
I enjoyed it. To the max.
"Dang it! I can't win arguments... ever!"
That made me crack up... that happens to me all the time.
Tommy the Toucan kicks ass!
Nick?
Is that nick lol
Well...
...You got what you deserved Nick. You ducked out of dressing as DK, but it seems you've been brought to justice.
Blah, anime is overrated. Comic-con is where it's at.
You said it! Comic-Con is
You said it! Comic-Con is EXPENSIVE, but I'd never settle for an anime convention.
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The Retro Game Zone
I went to San Japan this
I went to San Japan this year, and it wasn't bad. Not as good as a gaming convention would have been, but it was pretty cool.
What?
Nick didn't duck out, he wasn't able to get to E3.
And it's not like Ben dressed as Peach then, is it?
WTF!?
The last time i saw any talking animal that big i was tripping balls!! Good lord get me a gun or a freaking potato cannon to take that thing out!!
Tommy destroys them cosplayers!
and i gotta admit, the old man is so crazy its cool!
Way to go Tommy the toucan, this mascot kick so much ass.
actually he shouldnt ask "why arent there any clothes on?", he should ask 2 things
1. where are their undies?
2. is this increasing pedophilia?
for those watching anime, will know what the heck
GENIUS!!!!!
My god, it's like Unaware Steve in flying form! I certainly feel more aware of ScrewAttack than I was previously!
Come on guys...you gotta be kidding me
I hope this is a one time joke. Only Steve could save that suit.
Tommy the toucan is awesome,
Tommy the toucan is awesome, i want him to be the SA mascot! he is thousand times better than Screwy the monkey.
What is NOT awesome is the people on that convention, what the hell, i could smell the sweat over here.
Oh yes...
This day will live...in infamy.
Tommy the Toucan is awesome, WAY better than Screwy/ LIVE ON TOMMY! Live on.
- Drew
Nick I love you, seriously.
Nick I love you, seriously.
more
i want more of this. this was fun
His but-o-meter is...
OVER 9000!!!!!
What?! 9000?!
What?! 9000?!
But!
But But But But But But But But But But But But But But But! LAWL
BEEEEEEEEEEEE SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEN
BAAAAWWWWMMMEEEEERRR!!!!!!!
Are you saying "OVER
Are you saying "OVER 9000!!!!!" because I subliminally sneaked it in there? Because I did...
Gotta love Richard* the Bearded AnimeFest 2008 Hippie Stoner Pedophile Homeless Man.
*not his actual name, I made it up just now
....-SIIIGH-............-groooooooan-
This has.... NOTHING... to do with videogames... whatsoever...
This is unaware steve level......
I'm starting to wonder if the G1's who like this ...
Are actually from a different planet.
No...
...but it DOES have something to do with SCREWATTACK.
Make games, not war.
Connection to video games
And some of the "trailer of the week" segments on Hard News do have a connection to video games?
As Craig says it, "this site is all about fun".
But I do agree that this toucan and most of the stuff that Unaware Steve does is quite annoying.
Yaay for Tommy xD
Yaay for Tommy xD
Anything ScrewAttack..
pwns.
If I was blind then 1000000000000000% more praise.
umm wast this shown before?
Is it deja vu? or am i just going crazy.....i think ive seen this before...well the whole clip
68% isnt that bad right? RIGHT?
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I think you are just going
I think you are just going crazy lol
You might have seen Tommy's original video debut here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqfLxe2Mgh0