Submitted by Natendo64 on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 9:59pm.
abusing your power like that... oh wait that's the point of power... silly me
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Submitted by OldSchoolChris on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 11:46pm.
Why dont we all come to the conclusion that you both high-5 like girls?
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Submitted by Lone_Snipa! on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 6:41pm.
Is it possible to have it so Jack Thompson isn't allowed to have children so we don't have his stupidity spread into the gene pool? Like neuter him or something?
"Talking of dildos, Jack Thompson's back in the news..."
Omygod, possibly the funniest line in Hard News history xD. Great manuscript Destin =D. And the people, assuming there are anyone, helping him write one =D.
Also, I agree on the first post - no special treatment for Jose, - 100... Or maybe Ban. That would be hilarious... Jose getting banned - when he's a Mod... Weow...
- Only special treatment for Craig. Because he owns the company :D.
Submitted by stigvindy on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 7:05pm.
you gotta love those boobs! seriously though a dildo add on for the wii? how is that gonna get the nintendo quality seal of approval? and btw jack thompson has a son but i think he has completely dissowned his dad and i wouldnt blame him
Submitted by Startanew on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 7:12pm.
Max Payne.... Mark Wahlberg..... Oh dear GOD! That's the guy that was in The Happening... F**k! I'm sorry, but anyone that was involved with that movie right down to the JANITOR should be instantly deported to like... Antarctica. *Anger*
Submitted by Chase357 on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 10:15pm.
Give Wahlberg a break. Everytime someone mentions The Happening, I refer them to The Departed!!
The movie is a little different from the game. The only major changes that I noticed were indeed Jim Bravura changed into an African-American, a heavier emphasis on Jack Lupino as an enemy, a lower emphasis on the Valkyr drug epidemic and the stylized scenes of the Angel of Death carrying criminal away to the afterlife. Everything else seems to be rock solid. If these are the only changes then I welcome them especially the Angel of Death.
The trailers leading up to the movie made it seem like yes this movie will more than likely kick ass.
Then you watch the movie and realize Shyamalan is just exceptional at choosing film pieces for trailers.
You changed your post... I wouldn't refer anyone to The Departed btw. Not that it is a bad film. The Departed is really a decent movie. For one I despise remakes and secondly the original movie, Infernal Affairs, was 1,000 times better and had much better acting imo.
Submitted by Chase357 on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 10:22pm.
Agreed, but all Shyamalan BS aside, Wahlberg's performance is the only thing worthwhile in the film. Sure, he's been in crap, but so have other great actors.
I love justice, it makes me feel so uplifted. Anyway, I think Corey works really well as a co-anchor on Hard News. You guys should really consider putting her on the segment permanently.
Oh yeah, and am I the only one excited for the Max Payne movie? *Cricket* *Cricket*...that's what I thought.
Indeed it was funny as hell. Didn't help that Destin couldn't stop himself from laughing. Cuz u know you expect him to be funny but attempt to do his best to keep a straight face and when he doesn't it just increases the amount of funny from the entire situation.
On a side note I thought they would do multiple takes if something like this happens. If they don't I say keep it that way.. If they do I say please don't do multiple takes. Possibly Destin just couldn't get thru that bit without laughing?
Submitted by Maxifent Corey on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 11:31pm.
We try to knock it out in one take. Sometimes we do multiple takes, but often times the first one is gold.
This particular episode we did two takes - the first take is what you see. While the second take was probably more polished, we liked the energy of the first take better. Wimpy high-five and all.
Submitted by XraySpecs on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 9:55pm.
Jack Thompson has plucked the last nerve... He is almost gone, just one more step. But after he is disbarred, he is going to rant and rave like there is no tomorrow and parents are going to listen, plus there are going to be others like him... but lets think positive.
One of the staff on Assassin's Creed.
As she's an attractive woman, Ubisoft effectively whored her out during AC's production run in order to do a load of publicity stuff to promote the game & distract from the fact that you only need to play past the first hit to have played the rest of the game, seeing as nothing ever really changes, just the location.
Submitted by Chase357 on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 10:23pm.
What the hell's wrong with Mark Wahlberg?! He's a fine actor. If anyone wants to start that "Well, he was in The Happening!" crap may I remind you of a film called THE DEPARTED.
Great actors have been in some shit (even Oscar winners):
- Denzel Washington
- George Cloony
- Will Smith
- Robert Deniro
- Morgan Freeman
- Anthony Hopkins
(I could go on forever.)
One question comes to mind...WHY?! It's kind of reminiscent of the Trance Vibrator, but that only needed the use of pressing a button, these things will take some energy to use! I guess they were thinking of "Arm Strength" since Wii Fit is only stretching, so I guess they're only adding to the Wii's capability of being an exercise machine. When you said "sexy," I thought it would be a USB peripheral that would "seductively" insert into the back of the Wii, but that...that's just worse! I'm ashamed to have a Wii now lol
Submitted by gelillo21 on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 12:27am.
HOLY SHIT JOSE COMMENTED FIRST, I WOUNDER WHAT HE, HEY....... MINUS ALL OF YOUR POINTS FOR BEING FIRST AND RUBBING IT IN MY FACE AND NOT ONLY DID YOU COMMENT FIRST YOU MADE ME CRY *TEAR ROLLING DOWN MY FACE LIKE THE INDIAN FROM WAYNE'S WORLD. JUST WAIT WHEN I COMMENT FIRST. I WILL PROBABLY BE HATED DUE TO MY IN YOUR FACE HAPPINESS BUT AT LEAST MY DREAM OF COMMENTING FIRST WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED
Oh god HAHAHAHA!!! Why are they making dildos for the wii mote.... what are kids gonna say when they come into the living room and see mom or dad with their wii mote down their pants... HAHAHAHA@!@!!!!
What an easy way for sex predators to do their thing.... Come here its just a nintendo wii... A Nindildo entertainment system!! HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!
Okay no more dildo talk, JACK THOMPSON... okay, now no more dildo talk...
Submitted by Slash Halen on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 1:08am.
This was an ok episode, and thank god Jack is gone. Just a few things.
1) Enough with the boob jokes please. It was only slightly funny the first time you guys did it (and it's not like I haven't ever heard a boob joke before). I thinks it's time for you guys to come up with new material. I hate to sound like a douche, but that's just the way I feel.
2) What's wrong with Mark Wahlberg? He's a fine actor. Don't fault him for The Happening.
Well i cant recognice him as an B movie creator like Uve boll, but The haoening was one of the crapiest movies i ever seen, first of all spreading panic over something they dont now a chitt about, then ppl just starting to kill themself... Hell they mayby have an rough day or something?
Yea the boobs joke is getting old, sure it was funny when he say it but when the fift comments of BOOBS its getting boring.
I have a question? will Nintendo relising a game for the dildos like Wii fitt? lerning program for the kids or an more mature games molester for the werdoes out there in the trains?
OMG!!!
I r the farst!!! lol jk Good job Derran.
EDIT: Awww i lostded meh points
/tear
No special treatment, Jose!
No special treatment, Jose! Penalty!
Ok
fine -100 4 meh
well you didnt say first you
well you didnt say first you said farst
fuck you
abusing your power like that... oh wait that's the point of power... silly me
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Make like a Metroid and crumble to dust after I blast you with my missles uh I mean witty remarks.
You know what that means...
POINTS DEDUCTION!
*Cue loud thunder & lightning that over dramatises the situation*
And I think the whole 'Call Destin the wrong name' thing has run it's course now.
Yes
OMG BOOBS!!!!
LMFAO OMG BOOOBS!!!!1
LMFAO
OMG BOOOBS!!!!1
I thought it was funny when
I thought it was funny when Destin said Wow at the boobs. funny stuff
hehe
Destin, that was one weak high-five.
Tell that to Corey, she like
Tell that to Corey, she like barely slapped my hand.
I see how it is...
So it's my fault that you slap like a girl.
I've seen some pretty epic
I've seen some pretty epic girl slaps. One actually knocked the guy over. Guy slaps usually are pretty funny.
Both of you
Why dont we all come to the conclusion that you both high-5 like girls?
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if i ever see Jacky
if i ever see Jacky douchebag......
Boobs!
Boobies...So wonderful lol
I might like the new game!
Maybe you should deduct
Maybe you should deduct ponts for calling Destin the wrong name as well (even though spell check thinks its wrong)
Anyway this has been my favorite Hard New the boobs part made me laugh for a long time (im still laughing)
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jack thompson is gone, but who are we gonna pick on now? hmm i got it uwe bolle (not sure how to spell his name) but you get the picture
LOL
OMG BOOOOOOBS!!
Is it possible to have it so
Is it possible to have it so Jack Thompson isn't allowed to have children so we don't have his stupidity spread into the gene pool? Like neuter him or something?
unfortunatly it's a little
unfortunatly it's a little too late for that . . . the man already has kids.
Oh my god, BOOBS! did you se th..? She's BOOBS!! I didn't, WOW
LOLEST hardest news ever!!!!!
destin:-corey...
corey:-thanks, destin!
destin:-*heheheeh*
retarded high five FTW!!
corey you're S-E-X-Y (this hairstyle ftw)
hmmm
i love how half the posts are from screwattack HQ members and good job NOT laughing during the dildo story Destin!
Funniest Episode Yet !
That was Hysterical-with a capital H.
The show has really gotten so much better since it started.
I'll sign off with a momma joke.
My new friend DD's mom is so fat when she fell in love she broke it.
Ironic twist-she passed those looks on to her son.
Her daughter DD turned out OK, though ;)
HAHA
Funniest Hard-News moment yet: "Speaking of dildo's"...
Yes, dildos...
"Talking of dildos, Jack Thompson's back in the news..."
Omygod, possibly the funniest line in Hard News history xD. Great manuscript Destin =D. And the people, assuming there are anyone, helping him write one =D.
Also, I agree on the first post - no special treatment for Jose, - 100... Or maybe Ban. That would be hilarious... Jose getting banned - when he's a Mod... Weow...
- Only special treatment for Craig. Because he owns the company :D.
Fluffy high-five there
Fluffy high-five there Destin. You should practice it with Jose! While you're practicing with him you should think about........ OH MY GOD! BOOBS!!!
boobies and dildos in the same video?
you gotta love those boobs! seriously though a dildo add on for the wii? how is that gonna get the nintendo quality seal of approval? and btw jack thompson has a son but i think he has completely dissowned his dad and i wouldnt blame him
just barely
nice job keeping your straight face through that segway
Max Payne.... Mark
Max Payne.... Mark Wahlberg..... Oh dear GOD! That's the guy that was in The Happening... F**k! I'm sorry, but anyone that was involved with that movie right down to the JANITOR should be instantly deported to like... Antarctica. *Anger*
MAX PAYNE LOWDOWN
Give Wahlberg a break. Everytime someone mentions The Happening, I refer them to The Departed!!
The movie is a little different from the game. The only major changes that I noticed were indeed Jim Bravura changed into an African-American, a heavier emphasis on Jack Lupino as an enemy, a lower emphasis on the Valkyr drug epidemic and the stylized scenes of the Angel of Death carrying criminal away to the afterlife. Everything else seems to be rock solid. If these are the only changes then I welcome them especially the Angel of Death.
See the Max Payne movie trailer here: http://www.screwattack.com/node/6024
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Happening, 1 word describes the fail
Plants.
The trailers leading up to the movie made it seem like yes this movie will more than likely kick ass.
Then you watch the movie and realize Shyamalan is just exceptional at choosing film pieces for trailers.
You changed your post... I wouldn't refer anyone to The Departed btw. Not that it is a bad film. The Departed is really a decent movie. For one I despise remakes and secondly the original movie, Infernal Affairs, was 1,000 times better and had much better acting imo.
Agreed, but all Shyamalan BS
Agreed, but all Shyamalan BS aside, Wahlberg's performance is the only thing worthwhile in the film. Sure, he's been in crap, but so have other great actors.
See the Max Payne movie trailer here: http://www.screwattack.com/node/6024
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XDD
and so it concludes it, lol, Ubisoft is so doing a great job in their marketing XD, what the heck......
YES!
I am so happy we don't have to deal with jack Thompson anymore! Round of drinks on me! :)
Nice.
Dildos and boobs....... I'm happy to watch Hard News.
Max Payne Woot! One of the
Max Payne Woot!
One of the best and unique games in history :p
"Hit the road Jack, and dont
"Hit the road Jack, and dont ya come back".
I love justice, it makes me feel so uplifted. Anyway, I think Corey works really well as a co-anchor on Hard News. You guys should really consider putting her on the segment permanently.
Oh yeah, and am I the only one excited for the Max Payne movie? *Cricket* *Cricket*...that's what I thought.
SWEET!
No more Jack Thompson, as well as some Boobs and dildoes, and there we have the best news we could ask for!
OMG BOOBZ!
"OMG BOOBZ! DO YOU SEE THAT? SHE HAS BOOBZ! I never knew she had....wow..."
Funniest Hard News so far, hooray on Jackson finally being stopped!
Jack thompson's new job
When he gets band he can always get a job as a jizz mopper at the local xxx movie theater... I think that would suit he just fine...
Holy crap Destin, you were
Holy crap Destin, you were about to laugh so hard as soon as you said: "Speaking of dildos...."
Great episode overall.
WIIIIIIIIIIILDO LOL
LOL LOL XD THE WII DILDO XD THE MOM OF DESTIN HAVE ONE
Oscar nominated Mark Wahlberg?
Apparently has acted his way out of a paper bag already. whoops
Awesome!
I really hope they fire thompsons retarded ass so that the world would be rid of him appearing everywhere talking bullshit.
If only....
I can't wait to see Jack Thompson epic fail at his career.
Yes!!
Hehe, Jack: 0 Us Gamers: 1
Good job, that was a good Hard News.
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Best one yet!
DILDOS! JACK THOMPSON! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT!?
Also, lolhamster at Destin's expression in the beginning. He looks like a stoner exhaling.
hahaha
speaking of dildos that was the best
i wish i were
Corey's braces
hhaha i couldnt stop laughin
hhaha i couldnt stop laughin when he talked about the wiimote dildo add on
Hilarious
Indeed it was funny as hell. Didn't help that Destin couldn't stop himself from laughing. Cuz u know you expect him to be funny but attempt to do his best to keep a straight face and when he doesn't it just increases the amount of funny from the entire situation.
On a side note I thought they would do multiple takes if something like this happens. If they don't I say keep it that way.. If they do I say please don't do multiple takes. Possibly Destin just couldn't get thru that bit without laughing?
We try to knock it out in
We try to knock it out in one take. Sometimes we do multiple takes, but often times the first one is gold.
This particular episode we did two takes - the first take is what you see. While the second take was probably more polished, we liked the energy of the first take better. Wimpy high-five and all.
Yes, Finally...
Jack Thompson has plucked the last nerve... He is almost gone, just one more step. But after he is disbarred, he is going to rant and rave like there is no tomorrow and parents are going to listen, plus there are going to be others like him... but lets think positive.
Good News Corey and Destin...
Hard news indeed.
This one was full of sexual references, from boobs to dildos to a 169-page report, in which there were even more sexual references...
douchebag thompson had it
douchebag thompson had it coming to him like someone driving in a hurricane
Out of the Loop
Who's Jade Raymond? Just some women with boobs?
She was...
One of the staff on Assassin's Creed.
As she's an attractive woman, Ubisoft effectively whored her out during AC's production run in order to do a load of publicity stuff to promote the game & distract from the fact that you only need to play past the first hit to have played the rest of the game, seeing as nothing ever really changes, just the location.
Mark Wahlberg
What the hell's wrong with Mark Wahlberg?! He's a fine actor. If anyone wants to start that "Well, he was in The Happening!" crap may I remind you of a film called THE DEPARTED.
Great actors have been in some shit (even Oscar winners):
- Denzel Washington
- George Cloony
- Will Smith
- Robert Deniro
- Morgan Freeman
- Anthony Hopkins
(I could go on forever.)
See the Max Payne movie trailer here: http://www.screwattack.com/node/6024
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YEAH!!
and he's one badass son of a mother duck too
Exactly
The Departed was a fantastic movie. But Mark Wahlberg was really awesome in that movie. I think it's a shame he didn't win an Oscar for his role.
He delivers one of my favorite lines of all time, "Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go **** yourself."
Brilliantly done.
Give Marky Mark a break!
He was...
Also in 'The Italian Job: L.A. Heist' and that film sucked ass.
WTF?!?!
One question comes to mind...WHY?! It's kind of reminiscent of the Trance Vibrator, but that only needed the use of pressing a button, these things will take some energy to use! I guess they were thinking of "Arm Strength" since Wii Fit is only stretching, so I guess they're only adding to the Wii's capability of being an exercise machine. When you said "sexy," I thought it would be a USB peripheral that would "seductively" insert into the back of the Wii, but that...that's just worse! I'm ashamed to have a Wii now lol
I must say
that was possibly the greatest hard news ever BOOBS and speaking of dildos was just rabdabfabulous
Worst high five ever!
Also, Mark Wahlberg is a pretty decent actor. I <3 Huckabees, Three Kings, Boogie Nights etc.
Nice episode of Hard News tonight by the way. Keep on rockin' in the free world, y'all!
TO JOSE
HOLY SHIT JOSE COMMENTED FIRST, I WOUNDER WHAT HE, HEY....... MINUS ALL OF YOUR POINTS FOR BEING FIRST AND RUBBING IT IN MY FACE AND NOT ONLY DID YOU COMMENT FIRST YOU MADE ME CRY *TEAR ROLLING DOWN MY FACE LIKE THE INDIAN FROM WAYNE'S WORLD. JUST WAIT WHEN I COMMENT FIRST. I WILL PROBABLY BE HATED DUE TO MY IN YOUR FACE HAPPINESS BUT AT LEAST MY DREAM OF COMMENTING FIRST WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED
JUST HAD TO ADD: BURY ME WITH MY MONEY
Nindildo Entertainment!!!!
Oh god HAHAHAHA!!! Why are they making dildos for the wii mote.... what are kids gonna say when they come into the living room and see mom or dad with their wii mote down their pants... HAHAHAHA@!@!!!!
What an easy way for sex predators to do their thing.... Come here its just a nintendo wii... A Nindildo entertainment system!! HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!
Okay no more dildo talk, JACK THOMPSON... okay, now no more dildo talk...
Pretty good, but...
This was an ok episode, and thank god Jack is gone. Just a few things.
1) Enough with the boob jokes please. It was only slightly funny the first time you guys did it (and it's not like I haven't ever heard a boob joke before). I thinks it's time for you guys to come up with new material. I hate to sound like a douche, but that's just the way I feel.
2) What's wrong with Mark Wahlberg? He's a fine actor. Don't fault him for The Happening.
I hope the next episode is better.
no boobs for you ;).
Well i cant recognice him as an B movie creator like Uve boll, but The haoening was one of the crapiest movies i ever seen, first of all spreading panic over something they dont now a chitt about, then ppl just starting to kill themself... Hell they mayby have an rough day or something?
Yea the boobs joke is getting old, sure it was funny when he say it but when the fift comments of BOOBS its getting boring.
I have a question? will Nintendo relising a game for the dildos like Wii fitt? lerning program for the kids or an more mature games molester for the werdoes out there in the trains?
Why? The whole dildo thing
Why?
The whole dildo thing is just disgusting.