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CD-i Part II

Oh no, not Zelda! Even Link couldn't save her from this disaster.

aww..

aww...

*pat pat*

WTF!?

When i saw the Zelda manual in your video, i had a nice idea. Why don't you read it in german? That would be funny for your german fans. If not, it's funny for me. :o)

I could also write you some german curse words. :)

It would be funny to hear some international curses sometimes and it would be international too. :)

If you really like to learn german, watch "Top Secret", not.

You could also do a review of "nazi-enemy-related-videogames" like "Wolfenstein". Released on almost every classic console.

educational AVGN

That sounds funny: Learn German with AVGN! Nothing's more important when learning a new language than learning to swear in that language! I could even come up with curse words myself!

But now for Wolfenstein. Yeah, it has some funny voice acting. Kinda like in some Anime where they throw in some foreign words for good measure. But the only way Wolfenstein could be reviewed is by finding a Wolfenstein port that sucks ass.

And these Cd-i Zelda titles are...creepy. That...whatever it is from the intro seems to be the same exploding-thing-with-lips-for-a-head from the previous review. So it's not from the games you've reviewed in THIS video. Well, or maybe this guy appeared in both games...^^

Language support ?

If hes gonna read it in German
and I want it in turkish
a russian will want it in russian
an italian will want it in itallian
just learn english

wat wat wat ?!

Biste auch n Deuthscher oder wie? xD

musste mir nen neuen acc machen deswegen ^^ darf man eig hier auch texte in deutsch schreiben? nicht das ich dann deswegen gebannt werde, oder als nazi bezeichnet werde xDD haha

mfg, Luke

SOOO..How the fuck do i

SOOO..How the fuck do i watch the videos..?

I cant figure it out either,

I cant figure it out either, if you ever do could you tell me?

I cant figure it out either,

I cant figure it out either, if you ever do could you tell me?

The player is fucked up. But...

Screwattack's video player used for most of it's videos has some bad JavaScript that misdetects the version of Flash Player you have for most browsers. For the browsers it does support, it's completely random. Some people keep saying "Get Firefox!", but it doesn't work in Firefox for me (I use Konqueror 4 on Linux).

My solution is to get the page source (should be in the context menu of most browsers, aka right-click this page and you should see a "View Page Source", "Get Page Source", "View Document Source", or similar option, select it). You will have open a window full of markup. Search through the code until you find a line beginning with "gr.vau.videoURL = ". A direct link to the video follows immediately in single quotes. Paste it into a media player that can handle URLs and the MOV format (MPlayer, Xine, etc..., probably QuickTime itself, if it supports URL opening). Alternatively, you can use a download manager to download it.

Inconvienient, sure, but it works.

Truthfully...

The fact that these Zelda games exist just makes me sad.
It was funny because back then you knew the Phillips cd-i just sucked shit. I mean one look at the remote style..horribly stiff controller, and the "educational" games that came out when it was released, and most kids took a shit on it. NO ONE wanted one..lol It was fucking horrible.

wow

that was sad simply sad. it is safe to leave that one out of the collection of zelda games.

Evil

"you've killed me!!!" "good :D" What the hella hella hella hell

My Date of Birth

Great! These two pieces of shit came out the month and day I was born! October 10th!

Dam it

those games were made in the year I was born

What's within your soul?

Following the birthday trend

I would have been 2 years and 21 days old when these two pieces of shit were released.

The Zelda Game for CD-I

DAMN RIGHT ITS AWFUL!!!!!!

wizard of oz

hmmm..has anyone seen the review of wizard of oz??if you have..then you´ll probably figure out that´s almost the same gameplay..look at how zelda jumps..or attacks...or the sound...everything´s the same...that´s why this game is bs

GAH!

I just want to say that since ScrewAttack let these STUPID A$$ video ads before each video on...I didn't mind closing the ad boxes (just me) over the screen every other minute. Instead, I'm begin forced to watch the retarded minute of some butt-sniff on a king bed or chair, who looks more like the idiotic GEICO cavemen, make some nonsensical remarkes about a tv show that I could give two turds about...in the spirit of AVGN, I banish your ads to eternal FAILURE, and get back to basics or I'm finding these videos elsewhere!! Total diarrhea-dump in the ear, guys, seriously.

That shit looked...

TERRIBLE!! I mean, did you see Zelda's face at the end? What is she? Some kind of facial-contortionist? Fuck that!!!!

ps3

i think ur episodes r really good but i just want to know whats behind the nerd. how u live whos related to u. but anyways i was just going to ask u if u had a ps3 acount and if u do what would it be.

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