Submitted by Bigpoppa309 on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:41am.
I remember seeing TMNT I and thought it was cool, TMNT II was okay but TMNT III put me to sleep. The villains were awful, the story deserved to be shot. IT was like the director was trying to make a name for himself by shooting a period film instead of actually stopping and watching an episode of the Ninja turtles. geez, I wanna know what he thought of the New TMNT which has a name kinda referring it back to the first ninja turtles.
When I'm a director I want to make a legit Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles: V and call it Shredders revenge. It will have Krang, Shredder and the Rat King and won't suck like the three villains in Spider man 3 anyways enough ranting.
Krang? come one man, Krang sucks, if you're gonna do a TMNT movie you do it based on the comics, where there is no Krang and the Turtles kick ass seriously, or you do it based on the 2k3 animated series (which is based on the original comics by the way... like the first movie was... that's why it is the best TMNT movie)
Submitted by travishayes89 on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 2:47pm.
Hey, I wonder if the cassette had the standard Blockbuster label that says "Don't forget to rewind"?
It should've said "Don't forget to go 'Hammer Time' on this piece of shit."
I don't think the Power Rangers movies are as bad as the effects in that. Also, in the 90s, they went and added a fifth turtle. WTF? You just can't go around inventing TMNTs like that unless its a fan fiction, but no, it was an actual series, but hey, the PRiS/TMNT teamup actually had a few good jokes from the Turtles. "Um hello, the Power Rangers are just pretend," and they are talking to the one trying to destroy the Rangers. Now that's a good joke.
Submitted by Reklisniss on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 11:42pm.
Well the whole things was great. I would love to see more video reviews. I will have to investigate on how ot send them to this guy. I have some old VHS that he might find interesting... I will just have to see if I can find them.
I reject your reality and substitute Halo 3!
I almost entirely forgot how bad this movie was. I recnetly had the misfortune of seeing it on a local channel catered to teens here in Canada. I got halfway through it until I had the strong urge to hit my head on my work desk in my room. There are only five words in the english language that can sum up TMNT III.
i first remember watching this movie as a child and i din´t like it, i sleep the entire film.
this movie is like ``batman & robin´´ it ruined the tmnt movies of that era, i was rather disappointed with the characters and setting the most stereotypical villians i have ever seen.
There were a few things that made me made about this ugly shit movie..
One of them is that the most retarded turtle (In this movie) is Rafael, which happens to be my fucking name..
And the thing that pissed me off really bad...
THEIR FUCKING MOUTH, it just makes me mad to look at their mouth, the other two ones weren't as this bad!
THE NINJA TURTELS LOOK REALLY CREEPY WHEN THEY DANCE THE Z Z TOP BUT ACTULLY SPLINTER AT THAT SCENE IS ACTULLY USED BY A PUUPET BUT WHY THE *EEL IS THE NINJA TURTELS 3 A BAD MOVIE AND WHAT I MEAN BY THAT IS I DO THINK ITS BAD BUT WHY DID THEY MAKE IT A BAD MOVIE OH THERE IS A TMNT ITS 2 YEARS OLD BUT IT IS NOT HAS GOOD AND IT DOSENT FOWLLOW THE STORY
Here's the thing about the actors who played The Turtles. They weren't actors at all!
The original Turtles were in fact played by a team of American gymnasts, all though Leonardo and Michelangelo voiceacted and did stunts for several movies to come. In TNMT 3 the Movie they changed the actors! Which gave them a different look, different voice, and impeared ninja skills. No wonder all the fight scenes are gone, and no freakin' wonder why this movie sucks!
I remember actually seeing this movie on the theatre! My mom took us to the matinale and it was bettle juice and this movie!! i remember falling asleep during tmnt, but then we had to leave cause bettle juice was way too scary for us, XD, come on i was probably 4 years old!! lol
i think the phrases r funnny how he points out hammer time lol omigod make more videos this stufs addictiing o yea James if u read this post any advice u can for me on MKII Thanks i have it for SNES
I remember going to the video store back in the mid 90s and saw this film on the shelf,and thought "what the hell,when did they make a turtles 3 movie" it was never released on the big screen here....and I can see why,I never bothered renting it either,the turtles on the front cover looked like crap,and so did the plot on the back.Great review james,I did however watch a small part of it on TV one sunday afternoon years later and saw the "leg-o-rama,shaaawing" moment,god awful,I guess they are teenagers after all.
Oh Man
They really destroyed the series with that movie.
As a child
As a Child I love the turtles, and I was stoked to see the third film, but it was so terrible I fell asleep.
Don't be a D-bag
TMNT III was no joke down right awful
I remember seeing TMNT I and thought it was cool, TMNT II was okay but TMNT III put me to sleep. The villains were awful, the story deserved to be shot. IT was like the director was trying to make a name for himself by shooting a period film instead of actually stopping and watching an episode of the Ninja turtles. geez, I wanna know what he thought of the New TMNT which has a name kinda referring it back to the first ninja turtles.
When I'm a director I want to make a legit Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles: V and call it Shredders revenge. It will have Krang, Shredder and the Rat King and won't suck like the three villains in Spider man 3 anyways enough ranting.
Please don't
Krang? come one man, Krang sucks, if you're gonna do a TMNT movie you do it based on the comics, where there is no Krang and the Turtles kick ass seriously, or you do it based on the 2k3 animated series (which is based on the original comics by the way... like the first movie was... that's why it is the best TMNT movie)
on another note...
Did anyone else notice the sword he used to cut TMNT III in half was a replica of the sword from the highlander movies?
Hey, I wonder if the
Hey, I wonder if the cassette had the standard Blockbuster label that says "Don't forget to rewind"?
It should've said "Don't forget to go 'Hammer Time' on this piece of shit."
I don't think the Power Rangers movies are as bad as the effects in that. Also, in the 90s, they went and added a fifth turtle. WTF? You just can't go around inventing TMNTs like that unless its a fan fiction, but no, it was an actual series, but hey, the PRiS/TMNT teamup actually had a few good jokes from the Turtles. "Um hello, the Power Rangers are just pretend," and they are talking to the one trying to destroy the Rangers. Now that's a good joke.
Wow!!
Man the nerd should do more crappy movie reviews, but man this movie should not exsist
That turtles look like the
That turtles look like the Dinosaurs, from the Disney TV Show Dinosaurs. Preety Awful.
I've never seen that turtle movies.
I hope to see more of these!
Well the whole things was great. I would love to see more video reviews. I will have to investigate on how ot send them to this guy. I have some old VHS that he might find interesting... I will just have to see if I can find them.
I reject your reality and substitute Halo 3!
What TMNT 3 deserves...
The only thing that this movie deserves is to be split in two by a katana blade, and it got just what it had deserved.
Great stuff- by far James'
Great stuff- by far James' best work! ;D
Holy fuck tards!
I almost entirely forgot how bad this movie was. I recnetly had the misfortune of seeing it on a local channel catered to teens here in Canada. I got halfway through it until I had the strong urge to hit my head on my work desk in my room. There are only five words in the english language that can sum up TMNT III.
WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!
~ChronicSquirrel
big piece of crap
i first remember watching this movie as a child and i din´t like it, i sleep the entire film.
this movie is like ``batman & robin´´ it ruined the tmnt movies of that era, i was rather disappointed with the characters and setting the most stereotypical villians i have ever seen.
The first and second ones
The first and second ones ending joke is SORT of funny when he says "I made a funny!"
The third one just sucked ass because he didn't say it :|
Sweet Blade
There were a few things that made me made about this ugly shit movie..
One of them is that the most retarded turtle (In this movie) is Rafael, which happens to be my fucking name..
And the thing that pissed me off really bad...
THEIR FUCKING MOUTH, it just makes me mad to look at their mouth, the other two ones weren't as this bad!
It's Hammer Time!!
Damn, I couldn't stop laughing for about 10 min after that.
I still found it hilarious!
Excelente revisión. Pésima película.
All Your Base Are Belong To AVGN
CREEPY
THE NINJA TURTELS LOOK REALLY CREEPY WHEN THEY DANCE THE Z Z TOP BUT ACTULLY SPLINTER AT THAT SCENE IS ACTULLY USED BY A PUUPET BUT WHY THE *EEL IS THE NINJA TURTELS 3 A BAD MOVIE AND WHAT I MEAN BY THAT IS I DO THINK ITS BAD BUT WHY DID THEY MAKE IT A BAD MOVIE OH THERE IS A TMNT ITS 2 YEARS OLD BUT IT IS NOT HAS GOOD AND IT DOSENT FOWLLOW THE STORY
hey
do you think that there gonna make a top ten ninja turtels game
TMNT 3
THIS MOVIES IS FK TERRIBLE I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I WATCH THIS PILE OF SHIT CALL TMNT 3 IT SUCKS ASS OHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
Actors
Here's the thing about the actors who played The Turtles. They weren't actors at all!
The original Turtles were in fact played by a team of American gymnasts, all though Leonardo and Michelangelo voiceacted and did stunts for several movies to come. In TNMT 3 the Movie they changed the actors! Which gave them a different look, different voice, and impeared ninja skills. No wonder all the fight scenes are gone, and no freakin' wonder why this movie sucks!
wow
holy shit thats a lot of fuck
favorite turtle
that was my favorite turtle to
I remember actually seeing
I remember actually seeing this movie on the theatre! My mom took us to the matinale and it was bettle juice and this movie!! i remember falling asleep during tmnt, but then we had to leave cause bettle juice was way too scary for us, XD, come on i was probably 4 years old!! lol
Fddd Up
i think the phrases r funnny how he points out hammer time lol omigod make more videos this stufs addictiing o yea James if u read this post any advice u can for me on MKII Thanks i have it for SNES
sword
im not surprised you have a katana.
WTF
I remember going to the video store back in the mid 90s and saw this film on the shelf,and thought "what the hell,when did they make a turtles 3 movie" it was never released on the big screen here....and I can see why,I never bothered renting it either,the turtles on the front cover looked like crap,and so did the plot on the back.Great review james,I did however watch a small part of it on TV one sunday afternoon years later and saw the "leg-o-rama,shaaawing" moment,god awful,I guess they are teenagers after all.